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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
September 08, 2005, 01:11:29 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.because Bob hates ERIS. The Book of Subgenius(EVERY BOOK IN PRINT SHOULD BE BURNED) says that ERIS is "mostly evil" which is simply untrue. ERIS is (as we all know) half "good" half "evil" and half "excluded middle".



STAMP OUT BOB :evil:  :evil:  :evil:

you'd hate Eris too, if you knew what "bob" knows.

8)

I don't wanna know what "Bob" knows.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#31
September 08, 2005, 01:12:06 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerbob and eris are equally fictitious and therefore equally deserving of being the focal point for terrorist bombings.

The non-existant "Bob", of course, being the most important "bob" of all.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
September 08, 2005, 01:13:06 AM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.because Bob hates ERIS. The Book of Subgenius(EVERY BOOK IN PRINT SHOULD BE BURNED) says that ERIS is "mostly evil" which is simply untrue. ERIS is (as we all know) half "good" half "evil" and half "excluded middle".



STAMP OUT BOB :evil:  :evil:  :evil:

Ho ho ho, kiddies...looks like we found ourselves a true believer.

Lock the door.

:lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Donkeyotay

#33
September 08, 2005, 02:47:09 AM

..y.E.R.M.O.M.

#34
September 08, 2005, 05:32:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.because Bob hates ERIS. The Book of Subgenius(EVERY BOOK IN PRINT SHOULD BE BURNED) says that ERIS is "mostly evil" which is simply untrue. ERIS is (as we all know) half "good" half "evil" and half "excluded middle".



STAMP OUT BOB :evil:  :evil:  :evil:

Ho ho ho, kiddies...looks like we found ourselves a true believer.

Lock the door.

:lol:
Hey! I don't believe nothing!




STAMP OUT BOB :evil:  :evil:  :evil:

unlike_someone

#35
September 08, 2005, 05:36:22 PM
Quote from: Donkeyotay

Where is that picture from?
- some inertly chaotic chick

  "I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' " --Bruce Baum

BADGE OF HONOR

#36
September 08, 2005, 05:38:18 PM
I don't know, but there's bearded men touching each other.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#37
September 08, 2005, 05:39:52 PM
Well, that's what they were doing in the caves hiding out from American bombers....so they sort of got used to being touchy feely.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

BADGE OF HONOR

#38
September 08, 2005, 05:42:00 PM
What, did they run out of goats or something?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#39
September 08, 2005, 05:44:27 PM
Well, they had to EAT something. All those MREs and shit that the US forces dropped over Afghanistan could only last for so long.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Donkeyotay

#40
September 08, 2005, 05:46:30 PM
Quote from: unlike_someone
Quote from: Donkeyotay

Where is that picture from?

It is the martyrdom of Bab

..y.E.R.M.O.M.

#41
September 08, 2005, 08:27:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Ho ho ho, kiddies...looks like we found ourselves a true believer.

Lock the door.

:lol:
The more I think of this one, the more it burns me up! Look, I'll admit to being a "goat fucker", a "hampster killer", I might even try to get you to believr I have republican leanings, (probably not that would be REALLY sick). Whatever it takes to try to keep you guys "somewhat entertained" and not completely ignoring me. I may be the nOOb around here but
I will not sit here and be called a "true teliever"!! Those sort of people have caused most of the trouble here on this planet and  I won't take it .  If anyone else makes any more posts along that vein I will find out who you are and where you live and I will have christians, jehovas witnesses, mormons(sp? morons?), and even hare krisnas knocking on your door for years to come!  I will send relligeous pamphlets and missionaries from every "one true relligeon" on the planet; and then when you least expect it I'll send you a chain letter and you'll ignore it. Then you'll really be screwed. HOHOHAHA:: Maniacal laughter continues for 5 minutes and five seconds. Suddenly Our Hero (well My Hero anyway) inhales sharply several times through his nose.  "I smell yetti" he whispers.  He grabs his brand new limmited edition Winchester "Cobain" pump shot gun he just got at Walmart last night, checks the chamber, grabs his ammo belt, and silently stalks off.





WILL OUR HERO KILL THE YETTI? WILL ANYONE EVER PUT JACKO IN PRISON?  WILL ANYONE TAKE MY BAIT?

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK: NEW FUCKING TIME, NEW FUCKING CHANNEL FOR THE NEXT EDITION OF....



STAMP OUT BOB :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:    

note: thankyou lmno for the winchester cobain thing....beautiful man :cry:

hooplala

#42
September 08, 2005, 08:31:06 PM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Ho ho ho, kiddies...looks like we found ourselves a true believer.

Lock the door.

:lol:
The more I think of this one, the more it burns me up! Look, I'll admit to being a "goat fucker", a "hampster killer", I might even try to get you to believr I have republican leanings, (probably not that would be REALLY sick). Whatever it takes to try to keep you guys "somewhat entertained" and not completely ignoring me. I may be the nOOb around here but
I will not sit here and be called a "true teliever"!! Those sort of people have caused most of the trouble here on this planet and  I won't take it .  If anyone else makes any more posts along that vein I will find out who you are and where you live and I will have christians, jehovas witnesses, mormons(sp? morons?), and even hare krisnas knocking on your door for years to come!  I will send relligeous pamphlets and missionaries from every "one true relligeon" on the planet; and then when you least expect it I'll send you a chain letter and you'll ignore it. Then you'll really be screwed. HOHOHAHA:: Maniacal laughter continues for 5 minutes and five seconds. Suddenly Our Hero (well My Hero anyway) inhales sharply several times through his nose.  "I smell yetti" he whispers.  He grabs his brand new limmited edition Winchester "Cobain" pump shot gun he just got at Walmart last night, checks the chamber, grabs his ammo belt, and silently stalks off.





WILL OUR HERO KILL THE YETTI? WILL ANYONE EVER PUT JACKO IN PRISON?  WILL ANYONE TAKE MY BAIT?

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK: NEW FUCKING TIME, NEW FUCKING CHANNEL FOR THE NEXT EDITION OF....



STAMP OUT BOB :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:    

note: thankyou lmno for the winchester cobain thing....beautiful man :cry:


So, you make a Batman reference, but didn't even think that the 'true believer' reference was to Stan "the Man" Lee?

For shame.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#43
September 08, 2005, 08:32:09 PM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.

The more I think of this one, the more it burns me up! Look, I'll admit to being a "goat fucker", a "hampster killer", I might even try to get you to believr I have republican leanings:cry:

Yer supposed to not admit to the goatfornication. Sheesh. What kind of scotsman are you?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Horab Fibslager

#44
September 09, 2005, 12:56:23 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.

The more I think of this one, the more it burns me up! Look, I'll admit to being a "goat fucker", a "hampster killer", I might even try to get you to believr I have republican leanings:cry:

Yer supposed to not admit to the goatfornication. Sheesh. What kind of scotsman are you?

proud of his heritage? ;)
Hell is other people.
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