1000 Talking Pictures

[Long Live The Amish]

What the fucking Jesus Christ is that???
Holy god that bitch is nasty.

      Dear Ugly,

                    Who was it that, when you mother was pregnant with you, drop kicked her down the stairs and dragged her back up on her stomach, and drop kicked her again?

                                                                                  Sincerely,
                                                                        The Extremely Horrified

And also...

            Dear Doctor,

                             Please explain to me what exactly farts, and throwing up have in common. Because I don't see the connection.

                                                                           Sincerely,
                                                                The Extremely Dumbfounded

[The Doctor]

Dear Amish,

1. There is no connection between farts and vomit, each picture is its own story. fnordiscordia likes to post vomit pictures for some reason. My picture was a fart joke. No connection whatsoever.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Wtf are you talking about?

[Long Live The Amish]

Dear Doctor,

        Would you like finish your list? Why begin a numbered list when you only have one thing to say?

[The Doctor]

Sure.

2. Amish people don't use computers. Are you being ironic or just clueless?
I hope it's the former.

[Long Live The Amish]

Oh yeah. Forgot to ask you one last thing, Doctor...

Your "fart joke" picture was posted in a manner that appears to be replying to something already said. I saw vomit pictures and some guy in a hospital. I didn't see anything to do with "boss" or farting. So what was it that you were trying to achieve with that?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Orgasm?

[Long Live The Amish]

Doctor,

   1. You're right. Amish don't use computers.
   2. When did I say I was Amish? That reads, "Long Live The Amish". No where in that do I claim to be Amish.
   3. Who is the clueless one now?

[The Doctor]

Doctor,

   1. You're right. Amish don't use computers.
   2. When did I say I was Amish? That reads, "Long Live The Amish". No where in that do I claim to be Amish.
   3. Who is the clueless one now?

I never said you were Amish. I just thought your username was ironic under the circumstances.

Also, read the original post in the thread. It will make more sense after you do. Not every post is a reply to another post.

[Long Live The Amish]

Once again....

1. Ok fine. You didn't say that I was Amish.
2. I'd still like to point out that it reads, "Long Live The Amish". That doesn't say they use computers either.

[The Doctor]

[Long Live The Amish]

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[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

YEAH!! HARDCORE!!!
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[The Good Reverend Roger]

Sure.

2. Amish people don't use computers. Are you being ironic or just clueless?
I hope it's the former.

Fuck that noise.  The Amish just want you to THINK they don't use computers and MBTs.

The Amish would fucking ANYBODY.  The only reason we haven't sent them to Iraq is that even BUSH has him limits.