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Started by fantastic_hats, September 05, 2005, 09:05:31 AM

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Illegitimate Son of God

My ex Girlfriend had that same kind of mouth.
THOSE where some interesting nights.
Aw yeah giggity giggity
I am your holy totem
I am your sick taboo
I'm your nightmare coming true
I am your worst enemy
I am your dearest friend
Malignantly Malevolent
I am of divine descent
I am your unconsciousness
I am unrestrained excess
Metamorphic restlessness

Buddha's Ghost Penis

WE THINK YOU MAYBE ENGORGE YOUR EGO WITH GHOST LIPS! WAS SHE A ROLLY POLLY FAKE CELEBRITY?
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Illegitimate Son of God

Only in her dreams of being a porn star,
She had the skills
no doubt about that
I am your holy totem
I am your sick taboo
I'm your nightmare coming true
I am your worst enemy
I am your dearest friend
Malignantly Malevolent
I am of divine descent
I am your unconsciousness
I am unrestrained excess
Metamorphic restlessness

Buddha's Ghost Penis

YOU MUST SEND A SEARCH PARTY TO YOUR GENITALS TO FIND THE LOST VENERAL! IMPENDING GREAT JUSTICE AWAITS! SAVE YOUR GENITALS BEFORE THEY BECOME LIKE ME! YOUR BUDDHA NATURE IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO SURVIVE AND THEY WILL DIE ANGSTY DEATH!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Shibboleet The Annihilator

:lol: BGP would fucking anyone.

Illegitimate Son of God

Quote from:  :lol: BGP would fuck anyone.
THIS is the correct answer
I am your holy totem
I am your sick taboo
I'm your nightmare coming true
I am your worst enemy
I am your dearest friend
Malignantly Malevolent
I am of divine descent
I am your unconsciousness
I am unrestrained excess
Metamorphic restlessness

AFK

U2.  Has anyone mentioned U2 yet?  Well even if they have I'm mentioning them again because they are so overrated it must be pointed out multiple times.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Illegitimate Son of God

I am your holy totem
I am your sick taboo
I'm your nightmare coming true
I am your worst enemy
I am your dearest friend
Malignantly Malevolent
I am of divine descent
I am your unconsciousness
I am unrestrained excess
Metamorphic restlessness

Malaul

you can say gthat again twice
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

unlike_someone

- some inertly chaotic chick

  "I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' " --Bruce Baum

Illegitimate Son of God

I changed my mind. IM underrated.
I am your holy totem
I am your sick taboo
I'm your nightmare coming true
I am your worst enemy
I am your dearest friend
Malignantly Malevolent
I am of divine descent
I am your unconsciousness
I am unrestrained excess
Metamorphic restlessness

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: unlike_someonegthat gthat

gt.. fuck! Someone beat me to it!

East Coast Hustle

Ebola.

that shit can't even kill off an entire province of a backwater african banana republic, and we're supposed to believe that it will wipe out humanity if it ever gets loose?

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: Illegitimate Son of God
Quote from:  :lol: BGP would fuck anyone.
THIS is the correct answer

WE ARE INSULTED BY YOUR SLUTTY COMMENT! WE ARE VERY MUCH THE OLD FASHIONED TYPE OF GHOST PENIS! DO NOT THROW YOUR SLUTTERY UPON US! WE WILL NOT SLEEP WITH YOU UNTIL YOUR INTENTIONS ARE PURE LIKE THE BUDDHA NATURE!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Drunken Monkey Cabal

Quote from: East Coast HustleEbola.

that shit can't even kill off an entire province of a backwater african banana republic, and we're supposed to believe that it will wipe out humanity if it ever gets loose?

8)

in a tom clancy novel ebola's released in the states.

it gets pwned by people staying indoors and avoiding other people.lol