The Law of the Internet.
or
SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS!
I apologize in advance as my secretary's assitant's janitor's apprentice forgot the diagrams for today's presentation.
Law #5- All "women" you meet on the internet are really 16 year old boys and 40 year old men.
Law #4- All your base are belong to us!
Law #3 The internet is shit.
Law #2 The internet is only for pr0n. any pretence to the contrary is a cover for a pr0nography addiction, and the affected user pried away from their computer- if possible.
Law #1: if you read it on the internet, you know it's true.
