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Started by ..y.E.R.M.O.M., September 05, 2005, 06:03:52 PM

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How many Fnords do you think are in Iraq?

Imposition of order = the escalation of disorder
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Imposition of disorder = the escalation of disorder
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Oh well... fuck'em
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..y.E.R.M.O.M.

September 05, 2005, 06:03:52 PM
I was in my Excremeditation Chamber the other morning having my morning constitutional alone with my Pipe... when ERIS came to me and sprinkled Majik Faerie Dust in my Pipe.
Suddenly my third eye was violently ripped open, my fourth eye was erotically pulled open, and my fifth eye popped open with a sound of a thousand sonic booms... I can't tell you exactly what I saw or you would probably Excremeditate your pants(I was glad to be where I was), but I can tell you this..."Icky icky f'tang f'tang, BOP!!!". Fnord.

St.Pope Dr. Drutis "The Destroyer" D.M.T., D.D.T., pHD, K.S.C.
Woodstock Cabal or Why Everyone Requires Merry Operation Mindfuck
Stamp Out Bob :shock:

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
September 05, 2005, 06:05:40 PM
Um, were you going to say anything, or just rip "Bob" off?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

..y.E.R.M.O.M.

#2
September 05, 2005, 06:08:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerUm, were you going to say anything, or just rip "Bob" off?
Hey now Bobs not the first person to smoke a pipe.  :oops:

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
September 05, 2005, 06:10:52 PM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerUm, were you going to say anything, or just rip "Bob" off?
Hey now Bobs not the first person to smoke a pipe.  :oops:

YUO FORGOT TEH QUOTES AROUND "BOB".

TGRR,
Knows that any "Bob" you can actually spell isn't worth talking about.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

..y.E.R.M.O.M.

#4
September 05, 2005, 06:17:35 PM
I didnt forget the """""" i kill Bob. i kill me(well somebody ought to).
ERIS is the one and only in my life but i do like to cover all my bases so maybe you would like to tell me how to run my Cabal.

unlike_someone

#5
September 05, 2005, 06:23:40 PM
I think that I am missing something here. Or am I supposed to read the words unwritten?
- some inertly chaotic chick

  "I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' " --Bruce Baum

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
September 05, 2005, 06:27:19 PM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.I didnt forget the """""" i kill Bob. i kill me(well somebody ought to).
ERIS is the one and only in my life but i do like to cover all my bases so maybe you would like to tell me how to run my Cabal.

1.  Son, you haven't been doing this long enough to kill "bob".  Why, back in my day, way back in the dim, dark days of the early Reagan years, we had to practice for MONTHS before they'd let us take a shot at him!  And for those unfortunates that missed...well, perhaps it's better not to talk about that.

2.  Eris doesn't exist.  Yuo = 1 lonely

3.  I don't tell anybody how to do ANYTHING.  It's funnier to watch them fall on their noses.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

..y.E.R.M.O.M.

#7
September 05, 2005, 06:39:37 PM
Quote from: unlike_someoneI think that I am missing something here. Or am I supposed to read the words unwritten?
Well apparently O.M. isn't as easy online as in person so fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and.. you know

..y.E.R.M.O.M.

#8
September 05, 2005, 06:43:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.I didnt forget the """""" i kill Bob. i kill me(well somebody ought to).
ERIS is the one and only in my life but i do like to cover all my bases so maybe you would like to tell me how to run my Cabal.

1.  Son, you haven't been doing this long enough to kill "bob".  Why, back in my day, way back in the dim, dark days of the early Reagan years, we had to practice for MONTHS before they'd let us take a shot at him!  And for those unfortunates that missed...well, perhaps it's better not to talk about that.

2.  Eris doesn't exist.  Yuo = 1 lonely

3.  I don't tell anybody how to do ANYTHING.  It's funnier to watch them fall on their noses.



1. bob is fictitious(but don't tell him that)

2. ERIS does exist I fucked her last week

3. I was being a facicious ass hole

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
September 05, 2005, 06:43:38 PM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.
Quote from: unlike_someoneI think that I am missing something here. Or am I supposed to read the words unwritten?
Well apparently O.M. isn't as easy online as in person so fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and.. you know

Nope.  Here, you have to WORK at it.

IRL, all you need is an ink jet printer, some spray paint, and some stencils.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

unlike_someone

#10
September 05, 2005, 07:21:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.
Quote from: unlike_someoneI think that I am missing something here. Or am I supposed to read the words unwritten?
Well apparently O.M. isn't as easy online as in person so fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and.. you know

Nope.  Here, you have to WORK at it.

IRL, all you need is an ink jet printer, some spray paint, and some stencils.

And a sharpie... always carry that sharpie.
- some inertly chaotic chick

  "I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' " --Bruce Baum

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
September 05, 2005, 07:27:12 PM
Quote from: unlike_someone
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.
Quote from: unlike_someoneI think that I am missing something here. Or am I supposed to read the words unwritten?
Well apparently O.M. isn't as easy online as in person so fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and.. you know

Nope.  Here, you have to WORK at it.

IRL, all you need is an ink jet printer, some spray paint, and some stencils.

And a sharpie... always carry that sharpie.

Course.  No self-respecting fuquad is EVER without his/her sharpie.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BADGE OF HONOR

#12
September 05, 2005, 07:27:14 PM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.
Quote from: unlike_someoneI think that I am missing something here. Or am I supposed to read the words unwritten?
Well apparently O.M. isn't as easy online as in person so fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and.. you know

Wow.  This person is boring.

Do better, fuckwit!
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
September 05, 2005, 07:28:02 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.
Quote from: unlike_someoneI think that I am missing something here. Or am I supposed to read the words unwritten?
Well apparently O.M. isn't as easy online as in person so fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and fuck it and.. you know

Wow.  This person is boring.

Do better, fuckwit!

What she said, only politer.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#14
September 05, 2005, 07:54:17 PM
Also, I think its facetious. I could be wrong and I'm too lazy to look it up.

Also, yeah... do better, seriously.
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