Give us your best philosophy joke

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Best philosophy joke?


Ayn Rand.

 

[Salty]

Best philosophy joke?


Ayn Rand.

 

Thread over.

Also, winner of Least Hateable Noob 2013, congrats, Pere Ubu.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Best philosophy joke?


Ayn Rand.

 

Thread over.

Also, winner of Least Hateable Noob 2013, congrats, Pere Ubu.

I still hate him. 

I'll think of a reason later.

[Pere Ubu]

I still hate him. 

I'll think of a reason later.

I'm ugly and my mother dresses me funny.

[Dildo Argentino]

I heard this in Ireland:

God, Jesus and St. Peter are playing golf in heaven.

St Peter starts. He puts the ball down, hits it, it goes straight in the hole.

Jesus is next. He swings, hits the ball, the ball flies off along a tremendous arch, hits a branch of a tree, bounces back, lands straight in the hole.

God steps up. He hits the ball with a tremendous swing, it flies way outside the course, lands in the mouth of a rabbit. A hawk appears, dives down, picks up the rabbit and flies over the course with it in its talons. Suddenly, an eagle attacks the hawk, the hawk drops the rabbit, as the rabbit is falling through the air it drops the golf ball and it falls right in the hole.

Jesus says: For fuck's sake, dad, it's only a game!

[Hoopla!]

That is neither about philosophy, nor funny.

[Dildo Argentino]

That is neither about philosophy, nor funny.

Actually, it is. It's about religion, which is sort of folk ontology, epistemology and ethics all in one.

Funny: it's subjective, you know. 

[Don Coyote]

That is neither about philosophy, nor funny.

Actually, it is. It's about religion, which is sort of folk ontology, epistemology and ethics all in one.

Funny: it's subjective, you know. 

you still suck at jokes.

[Dildo Argentino]

That is neither about philosophy, nor funny.

Actually, it is. It's about religion, which is sort of folk ontology, epistemology and ethics all in one.

Funny: it's subjective, you know. 

you still suck at jokes.

I put it down to very different cultural background. I suck at your jokes.

If you mean the literal reading of the above comment that's an... affectation

[LMNO]

Ok that one ^^^ wasn't bad.

[Mangrove]

 

CARTESIAN DUALISM!!

[Faust]

I heard this in Ireland:

God, Jesus and St. Peter are playing golf in heaven.

St Peter starts. He puts the ball down, hits it, it goes straight in the hole.

Jesus is next. He swings, hits the ball, the ball flies off along a tremendous arch, hits a branch of a tree, bounces back, lands straight in the hole.

God steps up. He hits the ball with a tremendous swing, it flies way outside the course, lands in the mouth of a rabbit. A hawk appears, dives down, picks up the rabbit and flies over the course with it in its talons. Suddenly, an eagle attacks the hawk, the hawk drops the rabbit, as the rabbit is falling through the air it drops the golf ball and it falls right in the hole.

Jesus says: For fuck's sake, dad, it's only a game!

The Aristocrats!

[LuciferX]

That is neither about philosophy, nor funny.

Actually, it is. It's about religion, which is sort of folk ontology, epistemology and ethics all in one.

Funny: it's subjective, you know. 

you still suck at jokes.

I put it down to very different cultural background. I suck at your jokes.

If you mean the literal reading of the above comment that's an... affectation

And an exhausting one at that

[Penumbral]

I'm a Nihilist. If you don't know what that means, don't worry. It's meaningless.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

How about this?