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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 07, 2005, 04:13:37 AM

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saint aini

#315
March 27, 2007, 02:03:13 PM
Quote from: Genocide Device on March 27, 2007, 08:11:12 AM
Am I too late for the beatings?

*starts getting undressed*


You, being a fan of Gor, would likely enjoy that.

I, having a kajira as a friend, won't unless it's actually deserved punishment.

Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Genocide Device

#316
March 27, 2007, 06:17:40 PM
Quote from: saint aini on March 27, 2007, 02:03:13 PM
Quote from: Genocide Device on March 27, 2007, 08:11:12 AM
Am I too late for the beatings?

*starts getting undressed*


You, being a fan of Gor, would likely enjoy that.

I, having a kajira as a friend, won't unless it's actually deserved punishment.



but but i love twisted sister... how conflicting
Coffee: the old prozac

The Good Reverend Roger

#317
March 27, 2007, 07:26:16 PM
Quote from: Genocide Device on March 27, 2007, 06:17:40 PM
Quote from: saint aini on March 27, 2007, 02:03:13 PM
Quote from: Genocide Device on March 27, 2007, 08:11:12 AM
Am I too late for the beatings?

*starts getting undressed*


You, being a fan of Gor, would likely enjoy that.

I, having a kajira as a friend, won't unless it's actually deserved punishment.



but but i love twisted sister... how conflicting

Twisted Sister was the best band of the 20th Century.  Bar none.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#318
March 27, 2007, 07:40:22 PM
Tell me shit I don't know - 1st gig I evar saw. Nothing after came close!


Dude is 18foot tall btw

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#319
March 27, 2007, 07:41:48 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2007, 07:40:22 PM
Tell me shit I don't know - 1st gig I evar saw. Nothing after came close!


Dude is 18foot tall btw

I heard he has 3 testicles.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#320
March 27, 2007, 07:42:58 PM
And also, I believe Dee Snider was the last person to actually tell the truth while testifying before Congress. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

#321
March 27, 2007, 07:49:02 PM
Damn skippy! I heard they had to get the doors made bigger just to get him in there.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#322
March 27, 2007, 07:52:02 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 27, 2007, 07:42:58 PM
And also, I believe Dee Snider was the last person to actually tell the truth while testifying before Congress. 

Nope.  John Denver was.  And he did a better job of it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#323
March 27, 2007, 07:53:46 PM
Wasn't as tall tho

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#324
March 27, 2007, 07:57:14 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2007, 07:53:46 PM
Wasn't as tall tho

No, but he DID throw Tipper Gore through a painting of J Edgar Hoover.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#325
March 27, 2007, 08:33:20 PM
Dee woulda thrown her through the wall

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#326
March 27, 2007, 08:36:45 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2007, 08:33:20 PM
Dee woulda thrown her through the wall

Dee was busy administering a hammerlock on Teddy Kennedy.

Not an easy task, I might add.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

saint aini

#327
March 28, 2007, 12:14:53 AM
Quote from: Genocide Device on March 27, 2007, 06:17:40 PM
Quote from: saint aini on March 27, 2007, 02:03:13 PM
Quote from: Genocide Device on March 27, 2007, 08:11:12 AM
Am I too late for the beatings?

*starts getting undressed*


You, being a fan of Gor, would likely enjoy that.

I, having a kajira as a friend, won't unless it's actually deserved punishment.



but but i love twisted sister... how conflicting

Even so, I cannot punish without thinking of Kajira unless the punishment is deserved.  I have one of her artistic nude photos in my office.  She looks so innocent and she is.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Kimmy Gibbler

#328
March 28, 2007, 11:10:13 PM
Quote from: saint aini on March 28, 2007, 12:14:53 AM
Quote from: Genocide Device on March 27, 2007, 06:17:40 PM
Quote from: saint aini on March 27, 2007, 02:03:13 PM
Quote from: Genocide Device on March 27, 2007, 08:11:12 AM
Am I too late for the beatings?

*starts getting undressed*


You, being a fan of Gor, would likely enjoy that.

I, having a kajira as a friend, won't unless it's actually deserved punishment.



but but i love twisted sister... how conflicting

Even so, I cannot punish without thinking of Kajira unless the punishment is deserved.  I have one of her artistic nude photos in my office.  She looks so innocent and she is.

Houseplants of Gor
KIMMY GIBBLER:  SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS

East Coast Hustle

#329
April 02, 2007, 12:47:01 PM
don't we have a subforum for fans of creepy japanese stuff?

we do. it's here
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