Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.

[Mangrove]

i really should not be enjoying the goth poetry massacre as much as i am but when you get lines like this:

WE ARE SORRY TO DELIVER THE UNHAPPIES BUT WE ARE ONLY MESSENGER!*


it's kind of hard to not cheer them on for great justice.





* Property of BGP.

[Malaclypse the Tertiary]

I disagree with absolutely everything everyone has said thusfar.

My name is Malaclypse and I have 23 testicals.

Ickfen.

See, kids?  Was that funny?  Well, it won't be funny if YOU do it, either.

How about we let the old, angry, jaded members be old, angry and jaded

and let the new, naive, excited members be new naive, and excited.

And your endless bile isn't funny either.

p.s. guess which one I am- you will be wrong

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

allow me to make a few suggestions

I SO don't fucking 5 belong here 23, fn0rd.

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

[to Mal-3]yea but your a retarded cunt who should stfu untill he has somthing witty/funny/original to say

DiL, I love you, but you're quite, quite wrong there.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

allow me to make a few suggestions

I SO don't fucking 5 belong here 23, fn0rd.

You belong here more than most of the rest of us  

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

Dammnit, caught. Lord Zotan says 'Hi folks' btw.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I disagree with absolutely everything everyone has said thusfar.

My name is Malaclypse and I have 23 testicals.

Ickfen.

See, kids?  Was that funny?  Well, it won't be funny if YOU do it, either.[/u]

How about we blah blah blah.

Blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah blahblah. Blah blah blah.

Blah? Blah! Blah!!! Blahblah!

p.s. I'm an asshat.

MOTORCYCLE!

[agent compassion]

This is the correct motorcycle!

Honestly, what's wrong with letting noobs be noobs?

Granted, there's no points being awarded for those who can cram the most
PD references into their name/sig/posts, but still - a clear identity isn't developed overnight.
Then again, what if they're not putting on an identity? What if they're just trying to make themselves known and there's a cool person hiding behind a derivative nickname?
Are you gonna run them off because of how they appear or are you going to let them introduce themselves first, hmmmmm?

[Zurtok Khan]

forced to read Great Teacher Largo's old rants until your eyes bleed

You are a truely cruel man, Rog.

I knew there was a reason I wanted to sodomize you.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

That's not Jebus' Motorbike!

[East Coast Hustle]

well it SHOULD be.

I think Jeebus needs to fire his agent and hire someone who can hook him up with all the newest gadgets and wingdings.

[Zurtok Khan]

Jesus had no motorbike, he was a chinese chef!  He walked everywhere because he was fat and thats how his doctor told him to lose weight!

[Malaclypse the Tertiary]

I disagree with absolutely everything everyone has said thusfar.

My name is Malaclypse and I have 23 testicals.

Ickfen.

See, kids?  Was that funny?  Well, it won't be funny if YOU do it, either.[/u]

How about we blah blah blah.

Blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah blahblah. Blah blah blah.

Blah? Blah! Blah!!! Blahblah!

p.s. I'm an asshat.

Venom, venom, venom
Bile, bile, bile
Angry little men,
Without an ounce of style

P.S. Thanks for the support Syn.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Dude, you are a complete tool. Just sayin.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Venom, venom, venom
Bile, bile, bile
Angry little men,
Without an ounce of style

WAYSA?