Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.

[Cain]

Those smilies are fucking awesome!

Not to mention I spent the best part of an afternoon uploading them.....

[Alchemist]

Don't worry. I've never quoted Pastafarian stuff. I doubt I'll change any time soon. I may be a noob here but I've been around a bit. Just think that people should find out about a site (read posts etc) before they settle into it! That's what I plan on doing.
Don't worry about slagging me off though. I've got very thick skin and big teeth. A few Pastafarians don't talk to me any more. Boohooo! Still, bugger 'em with a barge pole I say, but make sure the lube is warmed first.
Alchemist

[Alchemist]

Cain. Oh bloody hell. It's you isn't it? hahaha Talk about a small universe, or branching one

[Cain]

Um, hi?

[P3nT4gR4m]

Don't worry. I've never quoted Pastafarian stuff. I doubt I'll change any time soon. I may be a noob here but I've been around a bit. Just think that people should find out about a site (read posts etc) before they settle into it! That's what I plan on doing.
Don't worry about slagging me off though. I've got very thick skin and big teeth. A few Pastafarians don't talk to me any more. Boohooo! Still, bugger 'em with a barge pole I say, but make sure the lube is warmed first.
Alchemist

Fuck that shit dude, just jump in I say. Have a swing by 'or kill me' and get it all off your chest. Forum has been slow today anyway I wanna read shit. What's the worst that could happen? You make an ass of yourself and we all flame you? Ask Bhode - it's character building.

[Alchemist]

Cain. Sorry mate. Thought you were Bill on the FSM forum. I've confused the hell out of him with that too. Still, who cares?
Mr/Ms Magic. I need a good flaming. Saves on oil! Will be back in a bit. Do I need to oil myself with strange and erotic perfumes first?

[Cain]

Ah, fair enough.  I was thinking, I didn't actually remember doing more than lurking over at those forums....

[Alchemist]

Sorry folks, the Pasta board has been interesting the past few weeks so I've been playing. Happy as a pig in shit to be honest. Looks like the flame war I got involved in (or perhaps started ) did some good. Not blowing my own Trumpet (tried, many times, just not big enough )
Had an ID fan and a xtian recently, plus a troll called bbctol - happy days
Catch you soon folks
Alchemist

[Cain]

Highlights?  A couple of us will likely be upsetting the faithful over at http://www.inthepursuitofgod.com/forum/index.php if you wanna have some fun.

[Suu]

Cain apparently has a doppelganger named Bill.

[Alchemist]

oooh Cain might just join you on that website - thanks for the invite
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Will give you links to the Thumper and Alchemist V pastafarian daddies when I remember where I've splattered them on venganza - bloody good fun though - sadly a few "pirates" really are ignoring me now - still, they were wankers! I can swear in these forums, can't I 

[Alchemist]

Swines and godless heathens - just signed up as DanielJ - slowly, slowly catchy mousey 
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Will also remember to modify post instead of reposting in future - too used to shouting matches at CoFSM - hmmmm, need to shave my palms again 

[P3nT4gR4m]

still, they were wankers! I can swear in these forums, can't I 

No you fucking well can't!

[Alchemist]

Oh most edible of 'shrooms - really? I can't fucking well swear here? Well, bash me bishop with a wet sponge and call me Susan - bugger!

[P3nT4gR4m]

You can't say 'susan' either. That counts as a swear word ever since since that bitch sold my fucking ps2 on ebay and then fucked off with the pizza guy.