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Alchemist

#300
February 24, 2007, 11:41:11 PM Last Edit: February 24, 2007, 11:50:39 PM by Alchemist
 :lulz:
What about Ermintrude - boing :D
Sorry - forgot to add the hahahahahaha (not sarcastic for a change) We have a couple of eminent psyches on CoFSM - could help with your Susan problem. I have a "Kate" bitch, kill, slaughter humans, aaaaargh - problem but have been healed by God - the elders laid hands upon me. When they wiped themselves clean I was healed "hollowed be thy name"

Cain

#301
February 25, 2007, 11:25:05 AM
Thank Thurenz, he found the place.  I'm just spreading the love.  :D

Alchemist

#302
February 25, 2007, 06:14:46 PM
In that case Cain - my thanks to Thurenz too. Going to ask their advice on my nasty masturbation habit later on. I'm in UK and should be at Church now so will leave post until 21/2200 GMT.
Does anyone here post on World Affairs Board? I haven't for ages but they are very easy to wind up
http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/index.php
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Apologies to all if this is well known to you - lots of jar heads there :D
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Let me know when you're going to pollute http://www.inthepursuitofgod.com/forum/
I'd love to play too!

Back to CoFSM for a bit, had a few emails from a poster called Peter Popoff - I've fucked him off again. Don't you just hate it when you accidentally tread on someone's ego  :lulz:

Back soon, as long as I'm welcome here hehehehehehe

Thurnez Isa

#303
February 25, 2007, 06:22:08 PM
Quote from: Alchemist on February 25, 2007, 06:14:46 PM

Does anyone here post on World Affairs Board? I haven't for ages but they are very easy to wind up
http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/index.php


wow the canadian side of that board has been taken over by conservatives
and not the IDontWannaKill kind
BOOKMARKED
Ill monitor this
too much on my plate in the noninterweb world
but the inquisition doesn't forget
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Alchemist

#304
February 25, 2007, 07:57:47 PM
Not sure best place to post this. Couldn't wait  :)
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"Sorry to ask this. It has probably been asked before but is still awkward to ask.

I need advice about Onanism. Are we really expected to prohibit ourselves from the practice (this is a serious question by the way). I read the text as God being angered by Onan's failure to obey and provide his brother's wife with an heir!

Again, sorry about this post but it's even harder to ask about this head to head.

Is masturbation wrong?"
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http://www.inthepursuitofgod.com/forum/showthread.php?p=51893#post51893

P3nT4gR4m

#305
February 25, 2007, 08:14:06 PM
Masturbation is only wrong if you don't think about tubgirl while you're doing it

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Alchemist

#306
February 25, 2007, 08:30:47 PM Last Edit: February 26, 2007, 12:13:35 AM by Alchemist
Got a few nibbles with that :D
Play time!
Thumper's a mate of mine by the way - he's just started to troll the board too, trying to get a few Pastas to play, jump in, could be fun :D

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#307
February 26, 2007, 01:25:22 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on February 25, 2007, 08:14:06 PM
Masturbation is only wrong if you don't think about tubgirl while you're doing it

Truer words have never been spoken.

Ever.

Heckler567

#308
March 12, 2007, 04:41:44 PM
never wrong, perhaps maybe when thinking about a rhino that doesnt love you any more  but  not in general. but im just a noob what do i know.

Thurnez Isa

#309
March 23, 2007, 08:46:39 PM
i know this is stickied and can't be bumped
but im at least giving it a new post title for the recent influx of newbies
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

saint aini

#310
March 24, 2007, 07:57:02 PM
To the noobs (a la Combichrist):

Take you break to set the score.
I try to understand you.
Glad you got to earn it.
Get your body beat.  Let your blood flow.

I don't give a fuck.  Fuck up your life and let it go.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Jenne

#311
March 25, 2007, 08:09:12 AM
Heh.

Good luck, noobs!

The Good Reverend Roger

#312
March 25, 2007, 08:18:00 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ambassador KAOS

#313
March 25, 2007, 12:45:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2007, 08:18:00 AM


just helping the war effort.
I do what I can.
AKK
AKK: twice as modded as you'd believe.

phear my 1337 braynz!!!!11one!

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



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Genocide Device

#314
March 27, 2007, 08:11:12 AM
Am I too late for the beatings?

*starts getting undressed*
Coffee: the old prozac
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