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Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 07, 2005, 04:13:37 AM

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AFK

#631
August 18, 2008, 08:43:07 PM
Quote from: fnord mote eris on August 18, 2008, 08:26:47 PM
my eyes are as crossed as they can be, any more and i will see my brain

Have you dotted your tees?

I don't really know what that means.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

fomenter

#632
August 18, 2008, 08:48:52 PM
 FME celibrating gramer and spelling optional week since 1983
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

fomenter

#633
August 18, 2008, 09:00:31 PM
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Cramulus

#634
August 18, 2008, 09:03:08 PM
 :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#635
August 18, 2008, 09:11:49 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#636
August 22, 2008, 01:03:31 AM
 :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lord Syric

#637
October 18, 2008, 05:29:43 PM
hello all im a new n00b.....

i feel special...

i tried to read this whole thread cuz it said ATTENTION in big letters but i got distracted and then sorta wandered off and made toast

*munch*

mmmmmmm toast

i forget wot i had planned to say now >.<

Mourning Star

#638
October 19, 2008, 12:32:51 AM
Hi there Lord Syric

Be sure to drown in check out the pool on the roof.

The Good Reverend Roger

#639
October 19, 2008, 01:05:15 AM
Quote from: Lord Syric on October 18, 2008, 05:29:43 PM
hello all im a new n00b.....

i feel special...

i tried to read this whole thread cuz it said ATTENTION in big letters but i got distracted and then sorta wandered off and made toast

*munch*

mmmmmmm toast

i forget wot i had planned to say now >.<

I was just saying we needed another airhead around here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Iason Ouabache

#640
October 19, 2008, 01:34:50 AM
Friendly reminder on how to behave in an internet forum:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIyr5TXqe8Y

I don't know why I didn't link to this before.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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the last yatto

#641
October 19, 2008, 08:36:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 19, 2008, 01:05:15 AM
I was just saying we needed another airhead around here.

TYHERE CAN BNE ONLY ONE!
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

hooplala

#642
October 23, 2008, 04:50:15 PM
And you play the role perfectly.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

the last yatto

#643
October 23, 2008, 08:29:11 PM
thanks, i try really hard.
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

hooplala

#644
October 23, 2008, 08:30:58 PM
It shows.

:|

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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