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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 07, 2005, 04:13:37 AM

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indigoblade

#660
January 06, 2009, 05:21:57 AM
uh, don't haze me with that riding crop while i put a ball gag in my mouth and pull that tight leather on to my body. (how's that for reverse psychology?...er...shit!, I ruined it now!)
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Mourning Star

#661
January 06, 2009, 05:22:31 AM
I ignored all this advice and skipped straight to posting absurdist nonsense about zombies.

good times.

indigoblade

#662
January 06, 2009, 06:29:59 AM
Is anybody thoroughly confused yet? I am, but I'm drunk and giddy at 123 in the am. Having reread some of what I have wrote though :lulz:. I have to laugh at myself on this one. As long as you all are happy I'm happy. If I rub you wrong let me know. I am a little aversive to crowds of people, so my social skills aren't always the best. That doesn't necessarily mean I give a crap, it just means that's how I do it.

Later and night.
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hooplala

#663
January 06, 2009, 03:14:13 PM
Why do so many new posters come bursting in, in basically saying "TA-DA!"??

I find a lot of the new posters (not just recently) seem to believe they are celebrities and that we should already be aware of who they are, whilst simultaneously being bowled over by their overabundance of THRILL... 
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

AFK

#664
January 06, 2009, 03:34:08 PM
Kinda makes you miss the cliche pineal entrances doesn't it? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

hooplala

#665
January 06, 2009, 03:48:42 PM
A little.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Cain

#666
January 06, 2009, 03:50:42 PM
I think anyone getting annoyed by someone on the internet is giving that person way too much credit in influencing yourself.

P3nT4gR4m

#667
January 06, 2009, 04:08:18 PM
Pretending to be annoyed by someone on the internet, however, can afford one the opportunity to spew forth great bile and wrath and vitriol and all kinds of shit, for comedic effect.

No srsly - I really mean it, honest guv'

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hooplala

#668
January 06, 2009, 04:10:15 PM
It's true.  Besides, I never claimed to be annoyed by it.

Perplexed would be a more accurate description.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Cain

#669
January 06, 2009, 04:11:04 PM
FUCK YOU YOU SCOTTISH BASTARD, NEVER INTERRUPT ME WHILE I'M MAKING A POINT EVER AGAIN, OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL COME UP TO GLASGOW AND FEED YOUR FACE TO A RABID CHRISTIAN!

the last yatto

#670
January 07, 2009, 08:37:27 AM
fine  :argh!:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Reginald Ret

#671
January 13, 2009, 10:48:27 PM Last Edit: January 13, 2009, 10:50:46 PM by Regret
There once was a girl who was bored
She decided to try out discord
And quoth her each meme
Even ones that were lame
Until we brutally stabbed her multiple times in the chest, breaking both her major arteries as well as her poem's rhythm. fnord.

this sounds like a good thing for n00bs to read.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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The Good Reverend Roger

#672
January 13, 2009, 11:57:03 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:29:59 AM
Is anybody thoroughly confused yet?

By what?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

indigoblade

#673
January 14, 2009, 01:01:28 AM
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