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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 07, 2005, 04:13:37 AM

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ok so plan c isnt going as good as we had hoped
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2009, 01:41:15 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on March 09, 2009, 01:39:58 AM
can we demand a sacrifice from them?

A human one, right?  I can't speak for everyone, but I'm not gonna settle for a fucking pigeon.

I always took you for a refined Squab under glass kind of guy...

:lulz: :lulz:

sorry couldn't say it with a straight face...
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Ratatosk on March 10, 2009, 02:04:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2009, 01:41:15 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on March 09, 2009, 01:39:58 AM
can we demand a sacrifice from them?

A human one, right?  I can't speak for everyone, but I'm not gonna settle for a fucking pigeon.

I always took you for a refined Squab under glass kind of guy...

:lulz: :lulz:

sorry couldn't say it with a straight face...

I'm a regular fucking Emily Post.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Quote from: Silver Swami on April 20, 2009, 01:11:43 AM
whats potato minus 5? :?

I know what it's not, and the answer to that is "funny, clever, or even remotely original".
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We seem to have incurred the wrath of another retard

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Aww c'mon, who doesn't like a good tit wank every now and again? 
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AFK

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Quote from: Cain on May 13, 2009, 10:37:08 AM
*sigh*

OK, look, [INSERT NEW USER NAME HERE].

Well, first, hi.  Welcome to our forum.  Thank you for taking the time to sign up and contribute to our community.  I have a couple of questions I'd like to ask, if I may?

Is there any particular reason you are writing out gibberish posts right now?  Because I'm afraid to say they are not very funny, nor especially interesting.  Maybe that is not the aim, in which case perhaps you could educate me as to what you hope to achieve?  Because I can tell you right now, if your noise/signal ratio continues to be this low, you are going to be met by indifference at best, and maybe even hostility.

Now, you may think "that's not a very Discordian attitude", but that, I am afraid, is a mistake.  We here like fun and joking around as much as anyone.  However, a usual precondition of that is to actually communicate intelligibly with each other.  We've seen people who exclusively post nonsense, or cut-ups, or word salads (usually very poorly) before now, and to be honest, its neither terribly exciting or interesting.

I'd like to think you have something to bring to the site, but unfortunately, proving that is rather tricky right now.  Please don't prove me wrong?

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Adios

Quote from: Miley Spears on July 03, 2009, 04:56:29 AM
This site has the scariest welcome I ever seen. I like it. :lol:

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