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BADGE OF HONOR

#15
September 09, 2005, 02:29:28 AM
It's cause he's not a Real Discordian(tm).
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
September 09, 2005, 02:31:33 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodIt's cause he's not a Real Discordian(tm).

Well, I'd certainly hope not.  The Church of the Subgenius views Discordians as hapless dupes.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BADGE OF HONOR

#17
September 09, 2005, 02:40:48 AM
THAT'S CAUSE THEY ARE!
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
September 09, 2005, 02:49:30 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodTHAT'S CAUSE THEY ARE!

Well...yeah.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BADGE OF HONOR

#19
September 09, 2005, 02:54:26 AM
*hearty laughter*
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Horab Fibslager

#20
September 09, 2005, 04:44:35 AM
you mean praying to the moon will not get me laid?

fuck me, i've been doing it all wrong never!
Hell is other people.

..y.E.R.M.O.M.

#21
September 09, 2005, 05:20:24 AM
Woa, what the fuck was that........................................oh sorry didI say that out loud?









STAMP OUT BOB :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

East Coast Hustle

#22
September 09, 2005, 08:18:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodIt's cause he's not a Real Discordian(tm).

Well, I'd certainly hope not.  The Church of the Subgenius views Discordians as hapless dupes.

:MOTORMOTHERFUCKINGCYCLE:

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

fluffy

#23
September 09, 2005, 11:08:16 PM

where did this motorcycle thing come from?

fluffy
etymologically curious

East Coast Hustle

#24
September 10, 2005, 12:07:55 AM
it's one of the better (and more obscure) FC-isms.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Buddha's Ghost Penis

#25
September 10, 2005, 12:24:57 AM
VRROOOOOOOOOOM!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
September 10, 2005, 12:57:11 AM
Quote from: fluffy
where did this motorcycle thing come from?

fluffy
etymologically curious

Are you cleared for that information?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

fluffy

#27
September 10, 2005, 01:25:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: fluffy
where did this motorcycle thing come from?

fluffy
etymologically curious

Are you cleared for that information?


no
but i want to know anyway
comes from fc, huh?

how do you get from
correct answer
to correct motorcycle?

fluffy
confused bunny

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
September 10, 2005, 01:27:35 AM
Quote from: fluffy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: fluffy
where did this motorcycle thing come from?

fluffy
etymologically curious

Are you cleared for that information?


no
but i want to know anyway
comes from fc, huh?

how do you get from
correct answer
to correct motorcycle?

fluffy
confused bunny

It has to do with the raunchiest in-joke of all time.

I won't post it here, as Debbil Squirrel is too young to see it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

fluffy

#29
September 10, 2005, 01:44:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: fluffy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: fluffy
where did this motorcycle thing come from?

fluffy
etymologically curious

Are you cleared for that information?


no
but i want to know anyway
comes from fc, huh?

how do you get from
correct answer
to correct motorcycle?

fluffy
confused bunny

It has to do with the raunchiest in-joke of all time.

I won't post it here, as Debbil Squirrel is too young to see it.


oh

since the bunny is only
1, 2, 3, 7, 9, 5, 8
1 year and 3 months
maybe you shouldn't tell me here

that's what pms are for!
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