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Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger

Started by Malaclypse the Tertiary, September 12, 2005, 06:41:32 PM

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Cain

Yeah, sure it was.

*Commences sweep for hidden cameras*

Fizzwitz Glorypoop

Quote from: Horab Fibslagerwow it takes alot of cajones to talk abotu discouragement and contribtuion with what all the tirless work you've put into the site, mr unoriginal moniker of the week, regardless, since you're obviously either eric or someone's alt, let us put this into other terms(through being a bleeding heart liberal carebear would would prefer the box of confinement over the cruel an dharsh reaity of bee stings and after school fistuicuffs, allow me to widen your perspective.

you may encounter from time to time negativity, wether it's roger's engativeity or mine or malaclypse the i can't use my brain's here. being human we'
re bound to be negative, an dodn't giv eme adult bullshit, i'm an adult an i find the fact thereof to be a perfect excuse alone to be negative.

so consider ti a challenge. a challenge top not be another stooge with a malaclypse moniker, to start living the caho instead of quoting it, to start thinking for yourself instead of letting the malaclypses and cnn's and rick james' of the world do it for you. if you hav ea problem with us critizisingf your work, or your posts, don't feeel down, adapt, or soemthing try soemthign else.

soem folsk think that i post inane nonsense all the time, btu these people are unperceptive fools! writing stupid inannities is not the sme as the4 absurdist but relevant mumblings i ahve postulated,a dn that goes as well for a few others. we will know th difference! if you do not like, make a new websiter, one that has it's very own name, it's very own rules and cliques and hierarchy.

ioh an dmalaclypse, what i was saying abotu cajones was only a joke right? someone with cajones would've posted this under their regular handle.

0/10 for creditibility issues.

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I just found this. Notice how Horab later posted almost the exact same post as Mal3.

*cracks the shit up*
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Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryHey there Noobies and Jadites- This is for the Noobies

You will run into more than a few bullies on this site.
Just try to ignore them and go about your merry maddness.

There are those of us here who will try to counteract their discouragement.

Please stick around. We NEED new blood!

THE GODS ARE HUNGRY!

Be who you are.
And remember- Just because someone has racked up 23 million posts doesn't make them any more Discordian than you.

Fixxed that for you.

Yes, I relize it's probably not funny to anyone who hasn't been writting a paper on aztec sacrifice for the last few hours.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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I wonder how many Hugh alts are ITT

AFK

Ugh, Malcalypse the Tertiary, the proto-type AKK. 

Although I personally found MOC more annoying.

Also there are people in this thread who don't post anymore who I wish did still post. 
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AFK

you had to be there.  be thankful you were not. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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Cain


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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
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Quote from: Malaclypse the Tertiary on September 12, 2005, 06:41:32 PM
Hey there Noobies and Jadites- This is for the Noobies

You will run into more than a few bullies on this site.
Just try to ignore them and go about your merry maddness.

There are those of us here who will try to counteract their discouragement.

Please stick around. We NEED new blood!

Be who you are.
And remember- Just because someone has racked up 23 million posts doesn't make them any more Discordian than you.

:lulz:


Forgot about this one.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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