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Started by barumunk, January 14, 2008, 08:48:21 AM

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barumunk

January 14, 2008, 08:48:21 AM


Go back to sleep!!     :|


"For it is with the mysteries of our religion, as with wholesome pills for the sick, which swallowed whole, have the virtue to cure; but chewed, are for the most part cast up again without effect." Thomas Hobbes

I was always taught to chew everything before i swallow.

Triple Zero

#1
January 14, 2008, 11:39:29 AM
NO UUUUUU!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#2
January 14, 2008, 02:25:36 PM
How can we sleep when our beds are burning?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
January 14, 2008, 04:17:48 PM
How can we dance when our Earth is turning?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#4
January 14, 2008, 04:34:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2008, 04:17:48 PM
How can we dance when some sort of pink triangle is shoved up our ass?


Fixed for avatar usage.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
January 14, 2008, 05:53:27 PM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pvt Conrad

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January 14, 2008, 07:31:49 PM
Sir,

If I were to go back to sleep, it is entirely too likely that I might become the next victim of Union Rape Squads which even now threaten the pure, soft buttocks of country boys from Carolina to Texas.

If there is a Machine giving out orders, I would think it a sign that the world itself were coming undone!

Doubtfully Yours,

Pvt. Conrad Jones

AFK

#7
August 08, 2013, 08:32:02 PM
Quote from: barumunk on January 14, 2008, 08:48:21 AM


Go back to sleep!!     :|


If only I could. 


I am udderly exhausted....MUUUUU!!!!!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#8
August 08, 2013, 09:04:15 PM
Quote from: Pvt Conrad on January 14, 2008, 07:31:49 PM
Sir,

If I were to go back to sleep, it is entirely too likely that I might become the next victim of Union Rape Squads which even now threaten the pure, soft buttocks of country boys from Carolina to Texas.

If there is a Machine giving out orders, I would think it a sign that the world itself were coming undone!

Doubtfully Yours,

Pvt. Conrad Jones

Where did this one come from?  :lol: Alright, I'll play.

We have heard the loud booming of cannon all day. Today I saw such a stampede as I never witnessed before. The road was full of carriages, wagons, men on horseback, all riding at full speed. Judge Floyd stopped, saying: "The Yankees are coming. They have got my mules and chickens, and they are coming for me."

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division
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