ATTN: ignore malaclypse the tertiary

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Paid? No sir, I'm strictly freelance. ::stabs self again::

At least have the decency to drag yourself over to that tarp if you're going to insist on bleeding so much.

[The Doctor]

Fair enough. ::lies on tarp::

Could I maybe get a drink while I'm laying here? This may take a while...

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Fair enough. ::lies on tarp::

Could I maybe get a drink while I'm laying here? This may take a while...

We only have tequila here.

[The Doctor]

::watches stab wounds heal::

Tequila...ok. Just leave the bottle.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

::watches stab wounds heal::

Tequila...ok. Just leave the bottle.

Fuck bottles!

<leaves a fifty gallon barrel>

[The Doctor]

Thanks good sir!

I wonder if I drank enough of this if I could actually get intoxicated. Only one way to find out...

::inserts telescoping straw into barrel, lies down again, and proceeds to drink::

[Acoge]

Fair enough. ::lies on tarp::

Could I maybe get a drink while I'm laying here? This may take a while...

:: stabs the doctor::


MMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY TTTTTTAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPP.

[The Doctor]

::gets off  tarp, staggers away::

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

*runs in and gets ready to wrap "The Doctor" up in a tarp and throw it down the stairs but realizes he's too late*

Fuck...

[the last yatto]

 

[Doktor Howl]

Bump.

[AFK]

Lets just take turns taking dumps on his chest while everyone not dumping sings showtunes. This is probably the best solution for everyone despite the fact that I don't like showtunes and can't sing.

This is the best post in this entire thread.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

[Doktor Howl]

[Ben Shapiro]

SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK! WHAT DID I JUST READ?