ATTN: ignore malaclypse the tertiary

[LMNO]

About the Noobs-

You guys are hyper-critical about the noobs.

You're obsessed with pinpointing that which is wrong with them.

Why not focus on what's wrong with OLDS for a while?
Just for a change up.

(Not a command, just a suggestion)

If you actually had poked around here a bit, you'll see that we focus on the OLDS in between the times when n00bs try to tell us how to think.

I'll chalk your ignorance of how the PD.com forums flow up to inexperience, and not because you're utterly retarded.

[Malaclypse the Tertiary]

You try to control the noobs (into not annoying you)

I tried to assert control over you (to not trash the noobs so much)

And you tried to assert control over me (into not controlling you, controlling the noobs)

the lesson- everyone wants to be in control

No one wants to be controlled, except me.  I enjoy giving up my sense of self to a strong-handed master.

[LMNO]

You haven't seen what controlled is.

And I am a little taken aback that you seem to frame your existence around the concept of control.

Don't you remember that Eris has declared us all to be Free?



Bad Discordian!  Bad!  Falling for Greyface thinking!

[One-Eyed Thayne Magee]

Sorry Magee; GET A FUCKING EYEBALL YOU N00b!

P.S. You need to submit videos of your woman twitch-farting.

yeah right. on the day i wanna die, i'll do that. she's scary when she's mad. she makes my ears bleed, dude.

seriously, i wish i could accomodate you, pal. she never stops talking, but when she has to fart she kind of blinks and squishes her face together, tucks in her abs, lift-twitches that one leg up and lets one rip. then she says 'oh gawd, i'm so sorry.' and then she does it again and says "oh gawd."

you'd die. you surely would.

[East Coast Hustle]

a preacher walks into the bar and decries all present tobe sinners, evil and a scourge upon the earth, there i s an argument. soem folsk think they really are being sinners, soem peopel point at other drinkers and call thems inners. someon eargues with the preacher wherein th epreacher calims he is a better hetero sexual because he gets all teh youn g babes, at which point adulterous lust is a greater sin than hedonism of the mind, on the basis it deprives the family of it's base units, and manipulates the young babes into an unhealthy relationship  that cannot be emotionally satisfying for any of th eyoung woemn exploited by the preacher. the preacher then ssays unto them, is this then a moral judgement? thereby debasing his original declaration further, showing that he too, has sinned, and in the word of jesus motherfucking christ, let he who is withotu sin throw the first stone. andi say "let he who admits his sins start throwing stones at the dumb fur fuck who thinks he is withotu sin"

Sin? SIN? SIN!!!

Ah HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH AAAA

BWAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH A!!!!!

First you denounce me for being moral and judgemental

then you actually call me a sinner?

I never mentioned sin, nor do I believe in it.

But apparently you do.

I think you're a closet Christian.
Time for an outing anyone?

nope...

based on this exchange, I think he might actually be retarded.

like, in a smooshed-head, down's syndrome kind of way, not in a "I'm some 16 year old brat who thinks they know shit from shinola" way.

[LMNO]

Like, proper retarded?


[/snatch]

[BADGE OF HONOR]

a preacher walks into the bar and decries all present tobe sinners, evil and a scourge upon the earth, there i s an argument. soem folsk think they really are being sinners, soem peopel point at other drinkers and call thems inners. someon eargues with the preacher wherein th epreacher calims he is a better hetero sexual because he gets all teh youn g babes, at which point adulterous lust is a greater sin than hedonism of the mind, on the basis it deprives the family of it's base units, and manipulates the young babes into an unhealthy relationship  that cannot be emotionally satisfying for any of th eyoung woemn exploited by the preacher. the preacher then ssays unto them, is this then a moral judgement? thereby debasing his original declaration further, showing that he too, has sinned, and in the word of jesus motherfucking christ, let he who is withotu sin throw the first stone. andi say "let he who admits his sins start throwing stones at the dumb fur fuck who thinks he is withotu sin"

Sin? SIN? SIN!!!

Ah HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH AAAA

BWAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH A!!!!!

First you denounce me for being moral and judgemental

then you actually call me a sinner?

I never mentioned sin, nor do I believe in it.

But apparently you do.

I think you're a closet Christian.
Time for an outing anyone?

How about that, taking metaphorical language literally.  


What are you, postmodernist?  I think you look pretty postmodernist.  We don't serve your kind around here.







Sinner.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

About the Noobs-

You guys are hyper-critical about the noobs.

You're obsessed with pinpointing that which is wrong with them.

Why not focus on what's wrong with OLDS for a while?
Just for a change up.

(Not a command, just a suggestion)

Or else you're just insane.

One or the other.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You try to control the noobs (into not annoying you)

I tried to assert control over you (to not trash the noobs so much)

And you tried to assert control over me (into not controlling you, controlling the noobs)

the lesson- everyone wants to be in control

No one wants to be controlled.

Okay, I give up on this moron.  

He's hopeless.

[Horab Fibslager]

a preacher walks into the bar and decries all present tobe sinners, evil and a scourge upon the earth, there i s an argument. soem folsk think they really are being sinners, soem peopel point at other drinkers and call thems inners. someon eargues with the preacher wherein th epreacher calims he is a better hetero sexual because he gets all teh youn g babes, at which point adulterous lust is a greater sin than hedonism of the mind, on the basis it deprives the family of it's base units, and manipulates the young babes into an unhealthy relationship  that cannot be emotionally satisfying for any of th eyoung woemn exploited by the preacher. the preacher then ssays unto them, is this then a moral judgement? thereby debasing his original declaration further, showing that he too, has sinned, and in the word of jesus motherfucking christ, let he who is withotu sin throw the first stone. andi say "let he who admits his sins start throwing stones at the dumb fur fuck who thinks he is withotu sin"

Sin? SIN? SIN!!!

Ah HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH AAAA

BWAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH A!!!!!

First you denounce me for being moral and judgemental

then you actually call me a sinner?

I never mentioned sin, nor do I believe in it.

But apparently you do.

I think you're a closet Christian.
Time for an outing anyone?

go back an d read it agai, this time with your brain turned on mroan.

and i like and admire jesus as a great example of the capacity for human goodness that would ebnice if we tried to be lik ehim(rather than used his rather painful death as an excuse for our lack of personal responibility).

it was an allegory(or parable), using a more easily recognized symbol which is also synomnymic with teh message you seemed to be making. we are sinners(bullies) who are would discorage the n00bs with our trial of fire,according to you.

[Malaclypse the Tertiary]

You like Jesus eh?

You fucking christian

How bout this quote-

"I tell you he who hath cried "fool! fool!" has already commited murder in his heart" -Gosphel of Mary Magdeline

and however you try to frame it, it's still the African calling the Aborigine black.

[Malaul]

SEE? THERE IS SQUINTY EYED GIGGLES! THIS MEANS MAL IS BLUE COLORED!

Actually Im black and pink,,,
MalIII might be diffrent

[Malaul]

Do you guys have something against gay/bi people?

not as far as Ive ever seen here
the only thing that gets bounced around here are folks who like lil kids

[Malaclypse the Tertiary]

I'm brown.

KIll whitey!

KIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL  Whitey!

[Malaul]

and while you're probaly lyin gabotu the two gf's if it's true you're probaly a real ass for manipulating people that way and having two affairs simultaneous

Its called polyamoury
and there isnt a darn thing wrong with that Horab my dear...