Rev Roger: The Heresies, Chapter 5: Real Discordians.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Blarg!

[the other anonymous]

Look around for a pile of dead bodies. The man walking away with his head held high is a Real Discordian.

"Freedom is the bodies of your enemies at your feet." - Joseph T. Raschack

[Zurtok Khan]

What's this?

I hear the sound of one hand clapping.

Unfortunately, it's clapping for Bob Dole, not TGRR  

For whom the hand claps?  It claps for Dole!

*claps for Roger*

Well, someone had to!

[the other anonymous]

and - if the slightest chance is offered - kill The Good Reverend Roger in cold blood.

What if we marry TGRR in cold blood?

What ISN'T Discordianism:  Jabbering nonsense for its own sake

Oh. I guess the wedding's off...

*sob*

[LMNO]

numerology for its own sake (we have Enron accountants for that),

Awesome.

It seems to me that the keywords in this rant are "for its own sake".  The WHY does, indeed make a difference.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

How did you find out about what the POEE used to do with Nixon's corpse?

I have been looking to back that rumor up with hard evidence for years.

Good job.

I don't know who can or would kill you though.

I would add that "Discordians don't drink to escape problems, they drink to create problems" but that may provoke outrage from the lighter elements. And I really don't want to smell anymore patchouli today.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

How did you find out about what the POEE used to do with Nixon's corpse?

I have been looking to back that rumor up with hard evidence for years.

Good job.

I don't know who can or would kill you though.

I would add that "Discordians don't drink to escape problems, they drink to create problems" but that may provoke outrage from the lighter elements. And I really don't want to smell anymore patchouli today.

I think I have created more problems since I stopped drinking, but I am just ass backwards that way

ps I hate patchouli

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Once you start drinking, there is no way out....except to join 12step groups where they are afeared of last names.

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

I am using Nixon's corpse as a throw in my library.

Rog, fantastic stuff. And yoinked.

[Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell]

Discordianism is whatever the fuckhell you want it to be

[Zurtok Khan]

Discordianism is whatever the fuckhell you want it to be

This is the wrong motorcycle.

[East Coast Hustle]

Discordianism is whatever the fuckhell you want it to be

this is not even a motorcycle.

this is a rollerblade, and it is most definitely the wrong one.

[Cain]

Discordianism is whatever the fuckhell you want it to be

This is the wrong motorcycle.

That is however a correct one. However Chaplin, it doesnt mean  Discorianism isn't fluid, it doesn't change and isn't open to massive interpretation.

[Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell]

The Principia Discordia says that all claims to truth are right, wrong, meaningless, right and wrong, right and meaningless, wrong and meaningless, and right and wrong and meaningless. That sounds like "Discordian is whatever the fuckhell you want it to be" to me.

If you don't buy into the Principia Discordia, but still call yourself a Discordian, that seems even more like it.

[East Coast Hustle]

by that logic, Dick Cheney, Hitler, Rupert Murdoch, and Martha Stewart could all be discordians.

despite the fact that, you know, they live to impose order on the world.