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The Swearing Thread

Started by Scytale Anasûrimbor, January 19, 2011, 05:57:52 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I'm still giggling at the idea of screaming "I'M GONNA SHIT IN YOUR FUCKING MILK!" at someone.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


BadBeast

Or in the first Blade Movie, Blade calls some vamp slut a "Cock juggling thunder cunt". Which made me laugh, at least.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Epimetheus

There are always the funny censors...like "motivator" for "motherfucker", or "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps" for "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass." (the latter from the censored big lebowski.)
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Suu

Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 08:17:58 PM
Or in the first Blade Movie, Blade calls some vamp slut a "Cock juggling thunder cunt". Which made me laugh, at least.

Damn. I haven't heard that one in YEARS.  :golfclap:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

BadBeast

George Clooney, "Now, are you a failed Preacher, who's lost his faith, or are you a mean, motherfucking servant of GOD?"

Harvey Kietel "I'm a mean, ermmm..,blmm servant of God!"

Dusk til Dawn.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

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Quote from: Suu on January 21, 2011, 08:36:57 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 08:17:58 PM
Or in the first Blade Movie, Blade calls some vamp slut a "Cock juggling thunder cunt". Which made me laugh, at least.

Damn. I haven't heard that one in YEARS.  :golfclap:
Well it's not that often that Wes Snipes gets a role he can be funny in, but I think Blade is his finest hour.
(It was Blade 3,not 1)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Suu

Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 08:38:17 PM
George Clooney, "Now, are you a failed Preacher, who's lost his faith, or are you a mean, motherfucking servant of GOD?"

Harvey Kietel "I'm a mean, ermmm..,blmm servant of God!"

Dusk til Dawn.

I play that one on my radio show sometimes.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

BadBeast

"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4