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Started by East Coast Hustle, September 25, 2005, 01:08:56 AM

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East Coast Hustle

September 25, 2005, 01:08:56 AM
xvampirex@gmail.com says:
I have just saved a life

East Coast Hustle says:
why on earth would you do something like that? there are far too many people in the world as it is.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
Because he's a good friend of mine, satisfied?

East Coast Hustle says:
no.

East Coast Hustle says:
that's still no excuse.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
It's not an excuse, it's a reason

East Coast Hustle says:
you say to-may-to, I say to-mah-to.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
no, It's a reason.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
Would you rather kill your friend?

East Coast Hustle says:
you said that already. I think it's a bad one.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
How is that a bad one?

East Coast Hustle says:
I already explained the overpopulation problem, right? too many people = stop saving lives, for great justice.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
Too many people? No..

East Coast Hustle says:
now, are we talking you saved his life by pulling him from a burning building or pushing him out of the way of a bullet?

East Coast Hustle says:
or the wussy kind of life-saving where you talked him out of suicide or some such bullshit?

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
Uhm, magick

East Coast Hustle says:
please leave all references to non-existant forces out of it.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
The only problem, it was magick

East Coast Hustle says:
umm, dude? "magick" doesn't exist.

East Coast Hustle says:
and no amount of wanting it to exist is going to change that.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
So, you're not a discordian?

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
You're just a troll?

East Coast Hustle says:
what does discordianism have to do with "magick"? the answer is: absolutely ZERO.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
You're just a troll...

East Coast Hustle says:
I could be both, if I wanted to be.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
yup

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
this proves it

East Coast Hustle says:
dude, you don't know fuck-all about discordianism, do you? discordianism has aboslutely ZERO to do with some hippie-dippy wicca-lite bullshit "magick".

East Coast Hustle says:
you want the Wicca forums, bub.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
hmm?

East Coast Hustle says:
that's where you'll find all the other deluded idiots who think that shit like "magick" exists.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
no... chaos

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
butterfly theory

East Coast Hustle says:
chaos theory  has nopthing to do with magick either, dude.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
Yeah, the proof is out there, I saved someone's life

East Coast Hustle says:
uh huh.

East Coast Hustle says:
did you cast a madjiqual spell?

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
no

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
sigil

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
web based sigil

East Coast Hustle says:
ahh. so you drew some doodle in the dirt and that saved someone's life.

East Coast Hustle says:
I really hope you're talking about a D&D game or something and not wasting your breath trying to convince me this actually happened IRL.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
It happened

East Coast Hustle says:
says you.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
It happened

East Coast Hustle says:
please, explain to me how you drawing a doodle somewhere daved someone's life.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
butterfly effect

East Coast Hustle says:
umm, the butterfly effect, if that were actually the case, is established scientific theory, not magick.

East Coast Hustle says:
you DO understand the difference between magick and science, right?

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
Ok, so I scientifically saved someone

East Coast Hustle says:
fine. I still think you're probably full of shit, but as long as you're happy and I don't have to hear anymore bullshit about "madjique", we're all good here.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
yup

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
what bullshit?

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
You don't believe in it

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
you live a lie

East Coast Hustle says:
uh huh. you REALLY should be posting on the Obsidian Mirror forums. there are alot of people there who you'd fit in with really well. they're all into that stuff.

East Coast Hustle says:
I prefer to waste my time dealing with things that actually exist. I'm funny like that.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
What?

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
But I scientifically saved someone

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
through the Chaos Theory

East Coast Hustle says:
you already said that.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
^_^

East Coast Hustle says:
but you didn't REALLY save anyone at all. SOMEONE was going to die at that point in time. The universe demands victims and doesn't care where they come from. all you did was make sure it wasn't your friend who died, which in turn ensured the untimely death of someone else. congratulations, murderer.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

BADGE OF HONOR

#1
September 25, 2005, 01:16:20 AM
You know, it's really rare to come across someone who is genuinely stupid.  I think you win a prize for that, ECH.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

B_M_W

#2
September 25, 2005, 01:22:13 AM
How the hell did you get into a conversation like that Turd?

I mean, its IRL, but WHY? Why would you subject yourself to arguing with such stupidity. Its like arguing with Xtian Fundies.

Just Sayin'.

~BMW
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
September 25, 2005, 01:22:58 AM
:lol:

I almost POOMPED in my PANCE!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sepia

#4
September 25, 2005, 01:27:40 AM
tihi.


jeez.


some people.
Everyone will always be too late

East Coast Hustle

#5
September 25, 2005, 01:41:09 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeHow the hell did you get into a conversation like that Turd?

I mean, its IRL, but WHY? Why would you subject yourself to arguing with such stupidity. Its like arguing with Xtian Fundies.

Just Sayin'.

~BMW

I dunno, man. he IM'd me. I just played along.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LHX

#6
September 25, 2005, 01:41:47 AM
ouch
neat hell

Cain

#7
September 25, 2005, 01:42:08 AM
BEST.

CONVERSATION.

EVER.

8)

ataraxia

#8
September 25, 2005, 03:20:20 AM
I wasn't quite convinced that he was a loser until now. I mean, I like the maehdjigqueueueueuecke as much as the next person, but only as ENTERTAINMENT.
Lossage, sausage, whatever.
http://scoriens.andrew.cmu.edu/

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
September 25, 2005, 03:22:01 AM
Quote from: ataraxiamaehdjigqueueueueuecke

:lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#10
September 25, 2005, 03:25:54 AM
I saved somebody's life today too.  I did so by NOT stabbing them in the temples even though I was severely tempted.   :twisted:

As a side note.  I would like to promote research into retroactive birth control.  I witnessed many promising candidates at my place of employment today.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

BADGE OF HONOR

#11
September 25, 2005, 03:29:07 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?As a side note.  I would like to promote research into retroactive birth control.  I witnessed many promising candidates at my place of employment today.
Seconded!!!
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Horab Fibslager

#12
September 25, 2005, 11:34:54 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeHow the hell did you get into a conversation like that Turd?

I mean, its IRL, but WHY? Why would you subject yourself to arguing with such stupidity. Its like arguing with Xtian Fundies.

Just Sayin'.

~BMW

seriosuly, imho, turd sux at the internet.

sadly.

<-- sucks at life mroe than turd.

edited for drunken nonsense.
Hell is other people.

unlike_someone

#13
September 25, 2005, 03:38:04 PM
I'm just shaking my head sadly.
- some inertly chaotic chick

  "I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' " --Bruce Baum

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#14
September 25, 2005, 08:47:09 PM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Turd, you must be a hardcore masochist.
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