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Rant 132: Distractions

Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC, September 26, 2005, 11:21:17 AM

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#30
September 29, 2005, 06:16:28 PM
<stabs the n00b>
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

East Coast Hustle

#31
September 29, 2005, 06:22:58 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God
QuoteI don't feel like reading all that. Can someone give me a summary?
No.  Stop being a lazy bitch.

also, NO ONE feels like reading goddamned orange text.

just saying.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

ataraxia

#32
September 29, 2005, 08:05:57 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: ataraxiaA giant munching machine that slowly chews up and swallows everything. Kinda like the machine that could make anything that started with 'N'. Or those logger things that tree huggers used to use spikes against.

Sort of like government?
Yeah, only this would be cosmic, ephemeral government.
Lossage, sausage, whatever.
http://scoriens.andrew.cmu.edu/

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#33
September 29, 2005, 08:16:47 PM
Quote from: ataraxia
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: ataraxiaA giant munching machine that slowly chews up and swallows everything. Kinda like the machine that could make anything that started with 'N'. Or those logger things that tree huggers used to use spikes against.

Sort of like government?
Yeah, only this would be cosmic, ephemeral government.

Sort of like the Bush Administration?

Seems cosmic...Bush talks to Jeebus. Seems ephemeral....look at the "economy."
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#34
September 29, 2005, 08:24:48 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: ataraxia
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: ataraxiaA giant munching machine that slowly chews up and swallows everything. Kinda like the machine that could make anything that started with 'N'. Or those logger things that tree huggers used to use spikes against.

Sort of like government?
Yeah, only this would be cosmic, ephemeral government.

Sort of like the Bush Administration?

Seems cosmic...Bush talks to Jeebus. Seems ephemeral....look at the "economy."
Or FEMA, I think FEMA should be put under the control of the Coast Guard.  They get lots of practice saving people from the ice each year, getting them off of rooftops was probably a cakewalk for those guys.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#35
September 29, 2005, 08:33:52 PM
They'd just ruin the coast guard then. Everything that FEMA touches is ruined. They have never done a good job in their pathetic history. Sort of like the ATF. I don't even know why FEMA is still alive?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

East Coast Hustle

#36
September 29, 2005, 08:44:22 PM
WIFEMASA?

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#37
September 29, 2005, 08:45:03 PM
Wife-massa?

Cain

#38
September 29, 2005, 08:47:16 PM
Quote from: LMNOWife-massa?

Wife-massage?

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#39
September 29, 2005, 08:49:09 PM
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: LMNOWife-massa?

Wife-massage?

FEMA couldn't even be trusted to do that right.

WIFEMASA?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

BADGE OF HONOR

#40
September 29, 2005, 09:05:36 PM
Shouldn't that just be WIFSA?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

fluffy

#41
September 29, 2005, 09:07:00 PM

nope
fema are initials already

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#42
September 29, 2005, 09:07:43 PM
Quote from: fluffy
nope
fema are initials already

Besides, WIFEMASA sounds better. Sounds like a phrase in another language.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

BADGE OF HONOR

#43
September 29, 2005, 09:08:38 PM
Meh.  Meh!!!
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#44
September 29, 2005, 09:51:10 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodMeh.  Meh!!!


Aini? WAYSA?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"
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