Favorite Song Lyrics/Poetry

[Felix]

Tom Jones
"I Believe"

I believe for every drop of rain that falls
A flower grows,
I believe that somewhere in the darkest night
A candle glows,
I believe for everyone who goes astray,
Someone will come to show the way,
I believe, I believe.

I believe above the storm a smallest prayer
Will still be heard,
I believe that someone in the great somewhere
Hears every word,
Every time I hear a newborn baby cry,
Or touch a leaf, r see the sky,
Then I know why,
I believe.

Every time I hear a newborn baby cry,
Or touch a leaf, r see the sky,
Then I know why,
I believe.

[Felix]

Tom Smith- Cthulhu Lite FM

It's a beautiful night, but the stars in the skies
Aren't nearly as bright as the light in my eyes,
I didn't take my Prozac again,
'Cause without it I see things beyond mortal ken.

Join with me in devout prayer, at midnight so deep,
'Cause once you know what's Out There, then you'll never sleep.
A million years ago, he first came,
He's changing my world, let me tell you his name --

   Dread Cthulhu, Elder God from the stars,
   If you see him and live, you'll hang out more in bars,
   The nastiest ocean god left,
   Like a mountain of sushi, pissed off at the chef.

   His geometry has corners with curves,
   And the roles that we're born for are slaves and hors-d'ouvres,
   Those Caribbean cruise plans you've made,
   Have got you putting yourself in a sea salt marinade.

All the tales of the power of the God of the Jews
Never mention a tower of tentacled ooze.
Confucianism, Buddhists, and Tao
Don't prepare you for things that suck the skin off a cow.

Still, he's one cautious god, and he's taking his time,
But after O.J., Newt, Rodman, and Prince, what's more slime?
He's got his flipper stuck in the door,
'Cause you see grosser stuff on Nintendo 64.

   Dread Cthulhu knew we fight if we're scared,
   So he made us so jaded that nobody cared.
   With clinic bombings, kids shot at school,
   And the W.B. Network -- hey, the Great Old One's cool.

   Dread Cthulhu knew the stars would be right
   To come back to the earth, so he's come back tonight.
   All your hope I don't want to crush,
   But to him, we're dead goldfish, and now it's time to flush.

       The F.B.I. waited for him to come,
       And now Scully's his priestess, and Mulder's her drum.
       A nuke only made him annoyed,
       So he banished our government to some nether void.

       The Chinese Army was one billion men,
       But just one hour later, he was hungry again;
       The Russians fell to madness and ooze,
       Although ironically Yeltsin went sane, and then swore off booze.

Now, the secrets that killed men who lowered their guards
Are collected by children on cool trading cards.
Cthulhu Crunch, part of this nutritious horror;
Visit Cthulhu-dot-com, but -- trust us -- use Explorer.

His love slaves are swarthy, and vile as can be:
Tammie Faye, Jen McCarthy, and Pamela Lee.
He rules the whole world from within,
But he's about to go public -- that's where I come in.

   Dread Cthulhu came to visit my dreams,
   'Cause he knew I could keep singing over the screams,
   Fingers snapping, pseudopods flaying,
   He'll let me live as long as I keep on playing.

   Dread Cthulhu, rising out of the sea,
   To devour the planet with biscuits and tea,
   Now we're at the end of the show,
   With six billion Human McNuggets, ordered to-go.

("I'd like to super-size that, please....")

Tom Smith > Biblical metal.

[Maharishi Miyagi Yoda]

That sounds really neat. I'm not used to finding someone else with an interest in the Whore of Babylon. Are you planning to post and/or publish your work when you're done? I might post my paintings sometime, but first I have to find someone to take decent photos of them. None of my work is digital, so it has to be photographed and then scanned in.

Publish? Dear no; I don't even know how that's done. I might post it, but I'm not sure where; when it's done (stuff like this is never really done) it'll probably be too long to post on a forum like this one. It may be possible to put it up in abbreviated form. We'll see what happens.

If you ever put photos of your paintings on the internet, definitely let me know. I collect pictures of the Whore of Babylon.

[Bella]

You can self-publish for free at www.lulu.com
And sure, if I get any of my paintings scanned, I'll totally let you know.

[PopeLoUDICRUCE]

Say, have you seen Hugh or heard from him in awhile?

[Bella]

Hi LOu!

Yeah, St Hugh was online just the other day.  He's on vacation at the moment, but should be back real soon. How's everything with you? Are you home yet, or still in Iraq?

[Maharishi Miyagi Yoda]

We have left our lives
We have left our land
We have left behind
All we understand
Now we must cry out
Yes, we must demand
That our children live
In a land that's low
Where the holes are deeper
Than light can go
Let them have not pride
But instead a soul
That can see the shame
Of the hands that glow

-The Residents, "the Hole Workers new Hymn", from Mark of the Mole.

[LMNO]

Residents for the win.

[East Coast Hustle]

Lagwagon - Rifle

I'm not the one who is pointing the finger, you hypocrite
we're not true enough to be part
but I speak of what I have learned
I haven't a flag to be burned

born wrong!

Descend upon us
you're only honest but are you an artist?
or just a preacher to those
who want to hate everything you told them to see
everything you told them to hear
we simply ask them to listen and express what we feel

born right!

rifle me!

playing on their sympathy
you're the one waving the flag
you're the one starting the war
we're not compromising or trying to conquer

[Bella]

She's just awful that way, isn't she?
The entire time I was painting her portrait all she did was brag brag brag about her thieving ways.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Hmm, if I didn't know any better I'd say someone deleted one of my posts...

It was a post pointing out that Hugh disappeared from here after he OWNED THE FUCK OUT OF HIMSELF in one of his rants.

Surely I am mistaken.

[Bella]

It was in this thread?

Uh oh. You can always ask The Mgt.
She made it so that she can see which mod does what nowadays.

[putz]

Relax, It's right here:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3618&start=6513
Teh Modz didn't do anything wrong
.... this time.
mwahahahaha...
Mwahahahaha!
MWA-HAHAHA-HAHAHAHA!!

God, I'm a geek.

[Bella]

Nuh uh.........geeks don't say "mwahahahaha...
Mwahahahaha!
MWA-HAHAHA-HAHAHAHA!!"


Do they?




Crap, I'm a geek, too.  

[Cain]

You can't kill the metal
The metal will live on
Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were smite to the ground
New-wave tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground
Grunge tried to kill the metal Ha,hahahahaha
They failed, as they were thrown to the ground
Aargh! yeah! [x2]

[Singing]

No-one can destroy the metal
The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow
We are the vanquished foes of the metal
We tried to win for why we do not know

New-wave tried to destroy the metal, but the metal had its way
Grunge then tried to dethrone the metal, but metal was in the way
Punk-rock tried to destroy the metal, but metal was much too strong
Techno tried to defile the metal, but techno was proven wrong
Yea!

Metal!
It comes from hell!