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Rant 136: Erisianism/Discordianism: SMCBUIAN

Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC, October 06, 2005, 08:26:35 PM

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LMNO

#15
October 07, 2005, 06:01:46 PM
Oh, uh...

::checks pockets::


Hmm.


Mind if I pay you my virtual rent when I have more virtual money?


LMNO
-Virtually broke.

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
October 07, 2005, 06:07:57 PM
Quote from: LMNOOh, uh...

::checks pockets::


Hmm.


Mind if I pay you my virtual rent when I have more virtual money?


LMNO
-Virtually broke.

Okay.  No internets for you rubes.  I'm gonna pull the plug on this bitch.

After I finish the rant series, of course.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#17
October 11, 2005, 07:08:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: LMNOOh, uh...

::checks pockets::


Hmm.


Mind if I pay you my virtual rent when I have more virtual money?


LMNO
-Virtually broke.

Okay.  No internets for you rubes.  I'm gonna pull the plug on this bitch.

After I finish the rant series, of course.

That might take a few years you know.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
October 12, 2005, 02:01:48 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: LMNOOh, uh...

::checks pockets::


Hmm.


Mind if I pay you my virtual rent when I have more virtual money?


LMNO
-Virtually broke.

Okay.  No internets for you rubes.  I'm gonna pull the plug on this bitch.

After I finish the rant series, of course.

That might take a few years you know.

Yeah.  You'll just have to wait for your doom...or we will be unable to offer our guarantees.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#19
October 12, 2005, 06:53:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hewn, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: LMNOOh, uh...

::checks pockets::


Hmm.


Mind if I pay you my virtual rent when I have more virtual money?


LMNO
-Virtually broke.

Okay.  No internets for you rubes.  I'm gonna pull the plug on this bitch.

After I finish the rant series, of course.

That might take a few years you know.

Yeah.  You'll just have to wait for your doom...or we will be unable to offer our guarantees.

Sometimes satisfaction cannot be GUARANTEED until the wait is over. In the mean time, we can slap around Jehova's Witnesses. Why? They're the ones who come to our homes and knock on our doors. If that's not asking for it....
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
October 13, 2005, 04:17:17 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hewn, KSC

Sometimes satisfaction cannot be GUARANTEED until the wait is over. In the mean time, we can slap around Jehova's Witnesses. Why? They're the ones who come to our homes and knock on our doors. If that's not asking for it....

I always think of them as nice people, for coming to my very door with their stress-reducing selves.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#21
October 13, 2005, 10:11:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hewn, KSC

Sometimes satisfaction cannot be GUARANTEED until the wait is over. In the mean time, we can slap around Jehova's Witnesses. Why? They're the ones who come to our homes and knock on our doors. If that's not asking for it....

I always think of them as nice people, for coming to my very door with their stress-reducing selves.

They do provide a service, after all.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
October 14, 2005, 01:12:07 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hewn, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hewn, KSC

Sometimes satisfaction cannot be GUARANTEED until the wait is over. In the mean time, we can slap around Jehova's Witnesses. Why? They're the ones who come to our homes and knock on our doors. If that's not asking for it....

I always think of them as nice people, for coming to my very door with their stress-reducing selves.

They do provide a service, after all.

And, unlike the Catholics, your satisfaction IS guaranteed.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#23
October 14, 2005, 08:55:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hewn, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hewn, KSC

Sometimes satisfaction cannot be GUARANTEED until the wait is over. In the mean time, we can slap around Jehova's Witnesses. Why? They're the ones who come to our homes and knock on our doors. If that's not asking for it....

I always think of them as nice people, for coming to my very door with their stress-reducing selves.

They do provide a service, after all.

And, unlike the Catholics, your satisfaction IS guaranteed.

Dunno bout that.

Maybe the JWs in Arizona do better customer service than the ones here.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
October 15, 2005, 01:27:21 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hewn, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hewn, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hewn, KSC

Sometimes satisfaction cannot be GUARANTEED until the wait is over. In the mean time, we can slap around Jehova's Witnesses. Why? They're the ones who come to our homes and knock on our doors. If that's not asking for it....

I always think of them as nice people, for coming to my very door with their stress-reducing selves.

They do provide a service, after all.

And, unlike the Catholics, your satisfaction IS guaranteed.

Dunno bout that.

Maybe the JWs in Arizona do better customer service than the ones here.

They do; there aren't any.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#25
October 18, 2005, 08:20:11 PM
That IS satisfaction GUARANTEED.

Too bad other Xtians groups don't learn that style of customer service.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"
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