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« on: January 19, 2003, 09:44:52 pm »
whats your opinions for best music for sex??

for me the top 3 bands are Pantera(just did it), Meshuggah, and Gorguts.

you cant beat the power and driving agression of that type of  music paired up with exactly the same thing happening on the floor, or table, or whatever you choose to do it on.

maybe other people like to have sex to phil collins, but i know my girlfriend wont let me put that on at the special time :oops: . Shes the one who always pops in the metal.

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« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2003, 04:45:54 am »
Carmina Burana by Orff.

If you listen to THAT, and you aren't having sex (or burning down the village of your enemies), you SHOULD be.
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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2003, 09:19:01 am »
Gorguts

Merzbow.

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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2003, 03:37:56 am »
i have a tape of Russian Folk Music that i got from my college library that would be strange to try out for sex. Those russian guys have the sexiest voices!!!! :oops:

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« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2003, 03:58:21 pm »
Lovage - Music to make Love to your Old Lady By      is  a side project of Mike Patten ... If the man has anough stamina will kick ass if you can stay through the whole thing
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« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2003, 08:14:35 pm »
Quote from: Prince Discord
Lovage - Music to make Love to your Old Lady By      is  a side project of Mike Patten ... If the man has anough stamina will kick ass if you can stay through the whole thing


No way, if you are going to listen to Mike Patton while penetrating the gates of Ishtar, than listen to Adult Themes for Voice.

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« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2003, 09:01:00 pm »
yeah, pantera rock. especially "cowboys from hell"
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rammstein make an excellent musical background for bonking. especially the songs with sexy lyrics.  :P
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« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2003, 11:27:30 pm »
Anything by Garbage. Yes.
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« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2003, 10:23:56 pm »
Well i say Bob Marley - Three little birds. Simply the best.  :roll:  :)  :wink:
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« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2003, 06:23:31 pm »
Well, and another one:

UB 40 - Red Red Wine :)

Jamaica, mansion by the beach, music playing far in background, fine light hash, coke on the nightstand, water bed and ... and of course my dream woman :) :) :)

Ummmmmmm, heaven. 8)
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« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2003, 09:38:45 pm »
We're discordians.

This thread should make me want to injure myself.

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« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2003, 10:14:22 pm »
It makes me want to hurt people when they pass me by.

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« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2003, 07:55:25 am »
That makes perfect sense: Tyler is a UB40 fan. I should have guessed...
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« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2003, 12:46:58 pm »
I'm not a "UB40 fan" smartass, i just like one song.
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« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2003, 11:32:49 pm »
I hate music.

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