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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #285 on: December 03, 2008, 04:55:14 pm »
OMG NIGEL U HAVE SEX?!?!? LOL ME 2!!!! LETS TELL THE INTERNETS ABOUT IT!!!!!
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« Reply #286 on: December 03, 2008, 04:56:31 pm »
"No.  My boobs are not bionic.  It's all me."
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"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
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(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

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« Reply #287 on: December 03, 2008, 04:56:46 pm »
I had sex, but I think I dropped it somewhere and now it's lost.  
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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #288 on: December 03, 2008, 05:04:34 pm »
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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #289 on: December 03, 2008, 05:40:37 pm »
Quote from: Eve on December 03, 2008, 04:55:14 pm
OMG NIGEL U HAVE SEX?!?!? LOL ME 2!!!! LETS TELL THE INTERNETS ABOUT IT!!!!!

ZOMG YES LETS TELL THEM ALL ABOUT HOW MUCH SEX WE HAVE AND WHAT KINDS!

Actually, when I do have sex, I'm going to be all "HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I HAD SOME SEX AND IT WAS AWESOME!"  :cry:

In the meantime, I need to make up more stories about my anal rape propensities.
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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #290 on: December 03, 2008, 05:43:49 pm »
Nigel,  I beseech you:

When you finally do have sex (and I know it will happen, sooner rather than later), please please please stop halfway through, and tell your partner(s), "Hold on a second.  I have to go post this," then log on to PD.com and announce in 40-point type "I'M HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW!" and then go back to bed (living room floor/kitchen counter/back stairway/garage).
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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #291 on: December 03, 2008, 06:24:59 pm »
yeah, or just post from a wireless device



you know, so as not to ruin the mood
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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #292 on: December 03, 2008, 06:27:03 pm »
the best music for sex is Dueling Banjos.

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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #293 on: December 03, 2008, 06:27:21 pm »
 :lulz:
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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #294 on: December 03, 2008, 06:28:30 pm »
LMNO, your post makes me wonder why there aren't dildos with RSS feeds yet
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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #295 on: December 03, 2008, 06:35:23 pm »
Just hook it up straight to facebook.


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« Reply #296 on: December 03, 2008, 07:48:19 pm »
 :lulz:

I should Twitter.
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« Reply #297 on: December 03, 2008, 08:49:56 pm »
I bet he'd like that. 
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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #298 on: December 03, 2008, 10:22:47 pm »
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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #299 on: December 03, 2008, 10:27:53 pm »
Racist.
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“Soon all of us will have special names” — Professor Brian O’Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
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(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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