Best Music For Sex

[Das Raddiche]

Yea thats what elongates the whole act. Fer me anyway. And lemme tell you old war movies seem to turn chicks on. Or maybe i just date the weird ones.  

[Bella]

rammstein aint heavy enough for good a proper wild sex.

Amen to that!

I'd hate to be you guys when EVT reads that.

Funny, that's what I was thinking myself.
I've just been sitting here patiently,  waiting for the Atomic Assassin
to read this thread.  

[Prince Tao Jones]

rammstein aint heavy enough for good a proper wild sex.

Amen to that!

I'd hate to be you guys when EVT reads that.

Funny, that's what I was thinking myself.
I've just been sitting here patiently,  waiting for the Atomic Assassin
to read this thread.  

She's short, and I tower over her, but when we wrestled she took most of my strength to keep her at bay. She's all muscle I assure you. Atomic she is.

You may need a body guard at the devival as well. (or a food taster)(at least a lead vest)

[Horab Fibslager]

rammstein aint heavy enough for good a proper wild sex.

Amen to that!

I'd hate to be you guys when EVT reads that.

Funny, that's what I was thinking myself.
I've just been sitting here patiently,  waiting for the Atomic Assassin
to read this thread.  

She's short, and I tower over her, but when we wrestled she took most of my strength to keep her at bay. She's all muscle I assure you.

You may need a body guard at the devival as well. (or a food taster)

i keep my awp in my right hand, my deagle in my left, my knife clecnhed between my pearly whites and my beer in my hat. 10000 charlies flowing out the trees couldn't keep my baby back ribs from being the tastiest meat on the Ho Chi Minh, grilled with napalm and basted with baby's blood.

oh yeah and i drink a can of motor oil each day for breakfast. chockful of grit i tell ya.

[Prince Tao Jones]

i keep my awp in my right hand, my deagle in my left, my knife clecnhed between my pearly whites and my beer in my hat. 10000 charlies flowing out the trees couldn't keep my baby back ribs from being the tastiest meat on the Ho Chi Minh, grilled with napalm and basted with baby's blood.

oh yeah and i drink a can of motor oil each day for breakfast. chockful of grit i tell ya.

*Just laughs remembering the scene in Aliens where the marines thought the bugs would be a  pushover*

[Horab Fibslager]

i keep my awp in my right hand, my deagle in my left, my knife clecnhed between my pearly whites and my beer in my hat. 10000 charlies flowing out the trees couldn't keep my baby back ribs from being the tastiest meat on the Ho Chi Minh, grilled with napalm and basted with baby's blood.

oh yeah and i drink a can of motor oil each day for breakfast. chockful of grit i tell ya.

*Just laughs remembering the scene in Aliens where the marines thought the bugs would be a  pushover*

charlie thoughtthe same thing about my babyback ribs. itell ya, i could've won the entire cold war with my massive destructive succulent ribs. either ht at or set off ww3.why do ya think the vc was headed south anyway?

[Prince Tao Jones]

Keep talking, she'll be here soon.........

[Fluffy Cuffs]

Iggy Pop's "Lust for Life" ain't that bad an LP to boink to either  

[Den Sorte Dragen]

laceimosa's elodia and type 0 - 's dreadfull kisses

[Rev Thwack]

My top 5


Myths, Legends, and other Amazing Adventures - The Aquabats
Flood - They Might Be Giants
The Pod - Ween
Frizzle Fry - Primus
Midgets With Guns - Pain





what, you thought there was even one thing I take serious?

[PrincessEris von Tartarus]

*tadahhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhh*

*bounces in* here i am darlings! yeahhhhhhhhh!

*flexes muscles and wraps legs and arms around Tao and hangs off his wonderful body and kisses him*

*stops kissing for a moment to announce* hey if you do not like bonking while st. till sings to you its yer own problem. I just love rammstein and sex. wonderful combination and the lyrics inspire you for nice kinky games. yeah... isnt that so Tao? *kisssssses again really deeply*

its sooooooooo cute you waiting for me to arrive in this thread and Tao especially describing my body so wonderfuly! *kissssssssssss*


hey bella, where is your personal cabbage killer bodyguard? every assassin needs one actually *grinnnn* the atrocities we leave behind - cabbages and such do not like that and turn vicious at times. thats why i decided to have Tao with me for protection and other things.... like *kissses her cabbage killer boyfriend bodyguard again*

Hey horab and guido, you need canibal corpse to get bonkin´ ´ard or what? *giggle*

[MaxwellsDemon]

I personally find all this talk of Mutti and horse eating a little off putting when viewing female ankles. John Cages 4" 33 seems to put me in the mood.

[MaxwellsDemon]

Plus, its quiet enough to hear the barely audible sigh that occurs when ones partner gives up and goes to sleep.

Ahhh the sweet sound of nothing.

[Horab Fibslager]

Hey horab and guido, you need canibal corpse to get bonkin´ ´ard or what? *giggle*

cannibal corpse aint heavy enough for proper wild sex either.

[MaxwellsDemon]

Damn straight. Squarepusher humming Vivaldi makes cannibal corpse bout as hard as a small child in a liquidiser. Even the grand Cornish master Aphex Twin shudders at the sheer sonic terror of Chris Clark, even Merzbow has the ability to make Horses cry and dogs explode. But Ramstein (apart from scaring Freudians) cant even play guitar as loud as Mogwai.

I say mix some glitchcore (Kid606 or summin) over a bit of tweaked Gabba through a distortion pedal and see if you can keep up... the malankyquik ol' in out.