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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #315 on: June 16, 2010, 12:46:48 am »
Right now I think that the best music for sex would be the sound of having sex.

I'ma have to agree with Nigel on this one.

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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #316 on: June 16, 2010, 01:20:51 am »
Right now I think that the best music for sex would be the sound of having sex.

I'ma have to agree with Nigel on this one.


Yeah, you can set the tempo yourself at that point.
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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #317 on: June 16, 2010, 04:52:42 am »
Still haven't topped Mosselman.
The Benny Hill Theme?

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in two consecutive posts you guys nailed the very two suggestions I came into this thread to post

Right now I think that the best music for sex would be the sound of having sex.

Friggen' amen.

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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #318 on: June 16, 2010, 01:22:06 pm »
Anything played on a vuvuzela.
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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #319 on: June 17, 2010, 01:09:20 am »
Anything by Les Claypool.  This is a trick answer because Les Claypool has performed every song with every band.

The bass on My Name is Mud is particularly well timed. 

Ba ba ba BA ba ba.  Ba ba ba BA ba ba.

On the Nick Cave side of things if you can make it to "The Weeping Song" or basically anything from Murder Ballads call me.  Babe, I'm on Fire is a great one because it's up tempo and like 20 minutes long.

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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #320 on: June 17, 2010, 01:56:29 am »
Anything played on a vuvuzela.

ahahahahaha

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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #321 on: June 17, 2010, 03:21:34 pm »
Type O Negative, Black No. 1, because of the lyrics: "Loving you was like loving the dead."
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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #322 on: June 17, 2010, 03:37:18 pm »
Type O Negative, Black No. 1, because of the lyrics: "Loving you was like loving the dead."

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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #323 on: June 17, 2010, 05:56:24 pm »
The best music is my wife screaming and calling me God.

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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #324 on: June 17, 2010, 06:20:41 pm »
The best music is my wife screaming and calling me God.

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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #325 on: June 17, 2010, 08:24:00 pm »
The best music is my wife screaming and calling me God.

I should lock this thread now.   :lulz:
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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #326 on: June 17, 2010, 08:34:14 pm »
Anything played on a vuvuzela.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #327 on: June 17, 2010, 11:39:59 pm »
The best music is my wife screaming and calling me God.

I should lock this thread now.   :lulz:


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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #328 on: February 23, 2019, 04:33:01 pm »

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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #329 on: February 25, 2019, 04:14:19 am »
Well, and another one:

UB 40 - Red Red Wine :)

Jamaica, mansion by the beach, music playing far in background, fine light hash, coke on the nightstand, water bed and ... and of course my dream woman :) :) :)

Ummmmmmm, heaven. 8)

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