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Started by Poib, January 19, 2003, 09:44:52 PM

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Cramulus

#90
May 15, 2007, 07:52:58 PM
Quote from: davedim on May 15, 2007, 01:54:02 AM
William Shatner

ex-girlfriend once tied me to a chair,
turned on william shatner
left the room


(it was revenge for adding william shatner mp3s to every single one of her playlists)

The Good Reverend Roger

#91
May 15, 2007, 07:54:02 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 15, 2007, 07:52:58 PM
Quote from: davedim on May 15, 2007, 01:54:02 AM
William Shatner

ex-girlfriend once tied me to a chair,
turned on william shatner
left the room


(it was revenge for adding william shatner mp3s to every single one of her playlists)

How does that qualify as "revenge"?
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Jasper

#92
May 16, 2007, 01:27:20 AM
Far as I can tell, because you don't get laid. :?

The Good Reverend Roger

#93
May 16, 2007, 05:36:35 AM
Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2007, 01:27:20 AM
Far as I can tell, because you don't get laid. :?

You gotta be joking.

Shatner songs are better than Barry White for getting laid.

Least around these parts.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#94
May 16, 2007, 02:16:30 PM
TGRR serenades his wife regularly with "Rocket Man".
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#95
May 20, 2007, 02:04:15 PM Last Edit: May 20, 2007, 02:07:04 PM by Ambassador KAOS
I asked a few of my chic friends this question.

The whiney sappy emo girls unanymously agree on "making love" to Portishead.

The real women are a bit more divided but tend to prefer "Astro Creep 2000" from White Zombie as good rhythmic fuck tunes.

The chix I cant stand and make me want to die but are nevertheless allowed to make appearances in my existence prefer ani defranco, tori amos, dresden dolls and other such nonsense that makes me want to die inside.
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#96
May 21, 2007, 03:20:07 AM
Lords of Acid -- I sit on acid.
Dresden Dolls -- Missed Me
Combichrist -- This shit will fuck you up.
Combichrist -- Enjoy the abuse
Johnny Cash -- Ring of Fire.
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John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Lies

#97
May 21, 2007, 03:57:04 AM
Hmm, personal fav's for me would be pretty much all door's songs, pretty much all tool (except some of the filler stuff can kinda wreak it, but that's why custom play lists are always good), Pink Floyd is definitely high on the list (ahh, memories...) and also John Mayer (particularly "your bodies a wonderland"... *sigh* memories again) and lastly, but definitely not leastly,  Mars Volta.

Yeah, of course there's heaps more, but that about covers the main ones I think.
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#98
May 21, 2007, 01:43:42 PM
Einst?ºrzende Neubauten.

Either that, or the sound of a 12-car high-speed pile up, on loop.


EOT.

Triple Zero

#99
May 21, 2007, 02:50:34 PM
kruder & dorfmeister (except for the last few tracks of K&D Sessions CD1 to which are attached memories of a night i completely failed to have sex with an extremely hot girl who was totally in to me and if i just had played my cards a bit more cool there would at least have been a second date.. oopsie.)

carbon based lifeforms - hydroponic garden
beanfield - beanfield
(basically, any loungy/jazzy ambient)

also: whatever that gets my girlfriend in the mood

techno sounds like a good plan, but the techno me and my gf can agree upon is that cybergoth depressive stuff, and really #i have failed to see the beauty here everything i love has disappeared# doesn't really get me going ;-)

also one word of advice: DO NEVER leave your complete track collection playing on random when starting sex. being distracted by happy hardcore is NOT FUNNY (if you don't have time to select a playlist or something, just hit the off-button or volume knob hehe)
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#100
May 21, 2007, 02:51:31 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on May 21, 2007, 03:57:04 AMand lastly, but definitely not leastly,  Mars Volta.


you FUCK to The Mars Volta?

:lulz:

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#101
May 21, 2007, 03:20:02 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on May 21, 2007, 03:57:04 AM
Hmm, personal fav's for me would be pretty much all door's songs, pretty much all tool (except some of the filler stuff can kinda wreak it, but that's why custom play lists are always good), Pink Floyd is definitely high on the list (ahh, memories...) and also John Mayer (particularly "your bodies a wonderland"... *sigh* memories again) and lastly, but definitely not leastly,  Mars Volta.

Yeah, of course there's heaps more, but that about covers the main ones I think.

Floyd, really?  I dig their music but I wouldn't think of using it for that.  Well, I suppose Dirty Woman on repeat might work. 
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#102
May 21, 2007, 03:22:30 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on May 21, 2007, 03:57:04 AM
John Mayer (particularly "your bodies a wonderland"... *sigh*

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#103
May 21, 2007, 03:27:18 PM
FACT: Lysergic's music taste when it comes to sex, totally sucks.

P3nT4gR4m

#104
May 21, 2007, 03:28:15 PM
Do nevar fuck Lys unless you have an mp3 player to hand

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