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The Good Reverend Roger

#75
May 15, 2007, 02:38:12 AM
Quote from: davedim on May 15, 2007, 01:54:02 AM
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Deepthroat Chopra

#76
May 15, 2007, 02:55:24 AM
I'm glad this thread is over. I can suggest "Greetings from LA" by Tim Buckley, the entire album, as a great soundtrack to shagging.

"Weekend in LA" (album) by George Benson is good as well.

Buggers me how LA can inspire such sexy music, when it's such a crap-hole.

I didn't find "Do You know the way to San Jose" very sexy. Made me think of Dionne Warwick.
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Messier Undertree

#77
May 15, 2007, 02:59:50 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 15, 2007, 01:55:26 AM
When'd you decide to start using a computer again fucko?

I've been sober for a few weeks.

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#78
May 15, 2007, 05:20:51 AM
"Monsta Mack" sir mix alot gets points too.
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phear my 1337 braynz!!!!11one!

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



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#79
May 15, 2007, 07:23:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2007, 09:58:47 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 14, 2007, 09:48:10 PM
In case you dint see, ECH isn't playing.

He wants to fight.

Or he's playing his "Let's be 'fair' to dumbshits" card, again.

Oh, and fuck him for his opinion of what we're doing.  If he showed up more than once a fucking month, he'd understand the issue.

And the issue is that Roger (and those underneath the control of his orbital brain lasers) is still attempting to exert a degree of control on an external force and is getting furious about how the nature of the universe is not conforming to his whims rather than letting what is continue to be and simply agreeing to disagree.

In any case, I'm not bitching about though, I still get my ha ha out of it.

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phear my 1337 braynz!!!!11one!

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



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LMNO

#80
May 15, 2007, 01:04:30 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 15, 2007, 01:41:59 AM
I once listened to Gwar while doing it.

Never played music for sex again.


Please tell me it was "Sexecutioner".



In the same vein, there's nothing like listening to the Ex-Cops during sex.  Ugly, shameful sex.

Cain

#81
May 15, 2007, 01:22:56 PM
Some Desert Sessions tracks (the more Kyuss like tracks generally), some Yeah Yeah Yeah's (Fever to tell album), the Pipettes, some of the faster Brazilian Girls tracks, Louis XIV and INXS.

AFK

#82
May 15, 2007, 02:53:06 PM
I'm with KS on this one.  We don't play music when we have sex.  We have a white noise machine going, in our room and in my daughters, so as to not wake her up.  I'm really, really not ready to have to explain that one. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#83
May 15, 2007, 04:18:59 PM
You're going to drop a bomb like that and not tell us WHY?
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#84
May 15, 2007, 04:31:15 PM
No, I meant I'm really, really not ready to have to explain to my daughter what I'm doing to Mommy and why it sounds like she's in pain.  Also, my daughter likes to do what I do.  I can just imagine the looks from the generic public if my daughter out of nowhere started humping my wife's leg. 
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P3nT4gR4m

#85
May 15, 2007, 05:21:23 PM
Why do you hump your wifes leg in public?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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#86
May 15, 2007, 05:24:18 PM
Actually, as short as she is compared to me, that would be very hard to do. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#87
May 15, 2007, 05:24:31 PM
Why wouldn't he?




Hell, I was able to put that in my vows.

Suu

#88
May 15, 2007, 05:39:26 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 15, 2007, 02:53:06 PM
I'm with KS on this one.  We don't play music when we have sex.  We have a white noise machine going, in our room and in my daughters, so as to not wake her up.  I'm really, really not ready to have to explain that one. 

Okay, that makes more sense then the white noise machines.

..Does it?
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AFK

#89
May 15, 2007, 05:47:15 PM
Does it?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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