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Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 07, 2005, 09:30:21 AM

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Cain

#15
October 07, 2005, 05:39:25 PM
QuoteThis is not a twelve step program to enlightenment it's a one step program off a tall cliff into the unknown. You don't know how it will end but all indications are that it will be unpleasant after the first 10 feet or so

Nah, after a while of being in freefall, it almost becomes fun, you learn to enjoy that feeling of the air rushing around, the uncertainty of where you are or what you're doing.  And thats when  you get it bad, when you're awake at 3am changing Church posters for those of strip joints, or preparing to set fire to a fascist pigs prized garden, or even trying to stop international sports events in the name of fictious freedom fighting groups.

Not that I would do any of these said things.

Technocracy

#16
October 07, 2005, 05:48:45 PM
I meant the end would be unpleasant but the enjoyable aspects of freefall are certainly a case by case basis. :D

Because my life is worth more than yours

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
October 07, 2005, 05:49:43 PM
Quote from: ataraxiaHave another one of my epigrams, then.

"Discordians are humans too. Don't expect otherwise."

Not the really fun ones.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
October 07, 2005, 05:50:24 PM
Quote from: TechnocracyThis information only comes as a disappointment to those who were expecting something in the first place.  My only disappointment comes at the fact that I have yet to be contacted by the FBI to answer questions about any of you.

This is not a twelve step program to enlightenment it's a one step program off a tall cliff into the unknown.  You don't know how it will end but all indications are that it will be unpleasant after the first 10 feet or so. :twisted:

Thank God for that.  I hate 12-steppers.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
October 07, 2005, 05:51:31 PM
Quote from: LMNOWhat's amusing is that the motivation behind the thread that seems to have spawned this rant (and a pretty good one, as usual) actually has little to nothing to do with the contents of said rant.


Motivation?  What motivation?  I was just trying to help.

TGRR,
Had to renew his Ancient Wiseguy card, too.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
October 07, 2005, 05:52:29 PM
Quote from: TechnocracyI meant the end would be unpleasant

Huh?  WHAT end?  I can't get ANY of you selfish bastards to kill me, no matter how I try.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

fluffy

#21
October 07, 2005, 07:28:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger"Discordians", for the most part, are just another group of primates, indulging in their petty dominance games


kettle: black

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
October 08, 2005, 01:18:32 AM
Quote from: fluffy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger"Discordians", for the most part, are just another group of primates, indulging in their petty dominance games


kettle: black

I don't practice what I preach, because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to.

Now, please to get in the nice basket, Miss The Bunny.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Doctor

#23
October 08, 2005, 01:22:11 AM
Um, Reverend? That bunny is no ordinary bunny...indeed, I think you would be most wise to avoid that course of action....oh dear...
Priest, Church of Eris

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Funny little human brains, how do you get around in them?

fnordiscordia

#24
October 08, 2005, 01:23:21 AM
HOW DOES MODASS TASTE AC?

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
October 08, 2005, 01:23:57 AM
Quote from: The DoctorUm, Reverend? That bunny is no ordinary bunny...indeed, I think you would be most wise to avoid that course of action....oh dear...

Geez, thanks.  I only got here last week, and I don't know any fucking body.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Doctor

#26
October 08, 2005, 01:25:15 AM
Sorry, I just care too much, I guess.  8)
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fnordiscordia

#27
October 08, 2005, 01:28:06 AM
LIKE ASS?

I BET IT TASTES LIKE ASS.

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
October 08, 2005, 01:28:36 AM
Quote from: The DoctorSorry, I just care too much, I guess.  8)

Well, stop.  Fluffy is my best shot at getting someone to kill me, because the rest of you fuckers are all too lazy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Doctor

#29
October 08, 2005, 01:29:14 AM
I could always send a Dalek over to your place, you know. Just say the word.  8)
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