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Started by Penumbral, October 06, 2003, 04:23:34 AM

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#30
July 26, 2004, 02:40:10 PM
what about pickled cabbage?

fluffy

#31
July 26, 2004, 03:12:19 PM
what about we pickle hotsuma?

Wishfarple

#32
July 26, 2004, 07:03:00 PM
Quote from: fluffywhat about we pickle hotsuma?

Yes, please.  I'll be first in line for Hotsuma's pickle.
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland

The Anti-Cabbage or Fig-1

#33
July 27, 2004, 04:02:33 AM
Quote from: Malaulew
cabbage is bad enough, but rotten cabbage?
ah you poor poor thing!!!

::The hamster is sitting in a cage surrounded by piles of rotten cabbage::

If the human is not going to clean this place up I will just have to run away again.  

::Begins furiously chewing the supports of the plastic tunnel.::


Sharp teeth are very important to your hamsters general health and well being

PS: Will dance for fresh cabbage.
The Ghost in the Machine is a Peeping Tom.

A*S* K.S.C. P.O.E.E. A.S.P.C.A.

Bella

#34
July 27, 2004, 04:09:54 AM
::Holds her nose and cleans the hamster's cage::

Sheesh! You're as messy as my guinea pig was.
But at least you dance - Cinnamon was much too lazy for that.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Anti-Cabbage or Fig-1

#35
July 27, 2004, 04:23:53 AM
Thanks Bella  :wink:

::Hamster too busy chewing at the cage to tango but will macarena for a short while::

Feel free to use all the rotten and pickled cabbage you find around here.  

I heard they make pretty good zombies or something...
The Ghost in the Machine is a Peeping Tom.

A*S* K.S.C. P.O.E.E. A.S.P.C.A.

The Anti-Cabbage or Fig-1

#36
July 27, 2004, 04:27:11 AM
Now for the commercial break brought to you by Meetup.com:

Everyone in the New York area should sign up for the Meetup this Monday and leave the cabbage at home

And now back to our scheduled program.

::The hamster is still chewing at the cage::

Don't wait up for me this will take all night.
The Ghost in the Machine is a Peeping Tom.

A*S* K.S.C. P.O.E.E. A.S.P.C.A.

gnimbley

#37
July 27, 2004, 05:01:58 AM
::sits down to watch the hamster all night::










::falls asleep::

agent compassion

#38
September 26, 2004, 01:48:10 AM
It's dead.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Schweinepriester G.

#39
September 26, 2004, 01:59:03 AM
Oh no!
*runs off*
...
*runs back with car battery, trips over hamster*
BAM
*stands up, takes car battery, jumper cables, zaps hamster*
...
*zaps hamster again and again and again and again*
...
hmm uh oh i think i grilled it.

grilled hamster anyone?
"...it would needlessly exclude IMPS implementations that
  may utilize sub-atomic monkeys and/or multiple universes;"
RFC 2795, section 4 (Infinite-TAG)

BADGE OF HONOR

#40
September 26, 2004, 02:01:45 AM
Yes.

*goes to find her ketchup stash*
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

gnimbley

#41
September 26, 2004, 02:23:46 AM
Is that righteouly approved "W" ketchsup?

Rupert Giles

#42
September 26, 2004, 05:47:31 PM
Quote from: gnimbleyIs that righteouly approved "W" ketchsup?

If it is, there's more for someone else then.  I only eat unbaptised, non-republican, aborted prematurely tomatos.

agent compassion

#43
October 23, 2004, 09:46:43 PM
I eat whatever ketchup is on sale at the time. I will not touch that "W" ketchup as the letter "W" has not been approved by the FDA as a food additive.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

The Good Reverend Roger

#44
November 02, 2004, 02:14:11 AM
"And now the liberals want to stop President Reagan from selling chemical warfare agents and military equipment to Saddam Hussein, and why? Because Saddam 'allegedly' gassed a few Kurds in his own country. Mark my words. All of this talk of Saddam Hussein being a 'war criminal' or 'committing crimes against humanity' is the same old thing. Liberal Hate Speech! And speaking of poison gas...I say we round up all the drug addicts and gas them."
Rush (OxyMoron) Limbaugh, Nov. 3, 1988
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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