Throwing down the gauntlet

[LHX]

this is the greatest board in internet history

all the other ones seem to have some sort of 'manners' or something



this place is off the hook

[AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION]

YOU WON'T THINK IT'S SO GREAT WHEN YOU FIND OUT THAT I'VE BEEN USING IT AS A TALENT POOL FOR DRAFTEES TO SEND ON SUICIDE MISSIONS IN THE SOUTHERN PHILLIPINES.

[LHX]

fuck

is that why i keep getting PMs about 'free vacations'?

[AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION]

YOU BET YOUR ASS IT IS, SPANKY.

AND LET'S NOT KID EACH OTHER. YOU'LL DO WHATEVER WE WANT YOU TO AS LONG AS WE KEEP PAYING FOR ALL THE BAR GIRLS WHEN YOU'RE IN ZAMBOANGA.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Hell yeah! Sign me up!

[Enrico Salazar]

Oh Anorexia, you cute little faggot.  Enrico doesn't care if you are Eric or not, all he knows is that you sound so cute when you get angry and try to stir up the hornet's nest.

Show Enrico your bum, Anorexia.  He can tell if you've been figgled before if you just spread your cheeks a bit.  He's sure you have been, but it's nice to know.

Eldora, you show me your bum too.

Roger, you too.

Everyone else can get bent.  Excpet Fnordiscordia, who can take the pics, I have a tripod.

Your friend,

Enrico.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

YOU WON'T THINK IT'S SO GREAT WHEN YOU FIND OUT THAT I'VE BEEN USING IT AS A TALENT POOL FOR DRAFTEES TO SEND ON SUICIDE MISSIONS IN THE SOUTHERN PHILLIPINES.

Dude, you lie to the little nancies. Some of them end up as machine oil.