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If I were an actual evildoer...

Started by ataraxia, October 08, 2005, 03:44:01 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#90
October 10, 2005, 04:43:40 AM
Quote from:  Any chance you could FORCE Zurtok to kill himself and then proceed to fuck the body?

No, I'm too busy forcing you - my loyal minions - to side with me when I make someone else pick a fight...because, as you know, no two people will ever agree that someone is a dick, unless one is the other's lapdog.

Isn't that right, RBG?

I FORCED Ataraxia to pick that fight, and I FORCED the others to take my side, because I'm the next best thing to Yoda on crack...and only YOU can see that I'm actually the evil overlord of all that is bad.  For everything IS, after all, my fault.

TGRR,
IS like Yoda, you know.  Except that I'm not short and green.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#91
October 10, 2005, 04:50:13 AM
Yes.. master...

BADGE OF HONOR

#92
October 10, 2005, 04:50:15 AM
You secret mastermind, you.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

#93
October 10, 2005, 04:51:35 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodYou secret mastermind, you.

Well, I couldn't have done it without Hillary's satellites, so I can't claim ALL the credit.

Next, I'm gonna make Rush Limbaugh sing show tunes on live radio.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

B_M_W

#94
October 10, 2005, 04:53:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodYou secret mastermind, you.

Well, I couldn't have done it without Hillary's satellites, so I can't claim ALL the credit.

Next, I'm gonna make Rush Limbaugh sing show tunes on live radio.

Even better, make him do this in real life: http://www.bushflash.com/nazi.html

That would be worth paying for.

8)
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#95
October 10, 2005, 04:53:58 AM
I love that I don't have sound!

B_M_W

#96
October 10, 2005, 05:22:47 AM
Quote from:  I love that I don't have sound!


You shouldn't. The first time I heard it I almost shit my pants. Course, that was when I was back in high school, so retardedness might have something to do with it.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#97
October 10, 2005, 05:26:50 AM
That was sarcasm, I wish I did have sound but I think Zurtok's gheyness may have infected my computer.

the other anonymous

#98
October 10, 2005, 10:48:06 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God
QuoteI'd also like to remind you that you're basing this on what Ataraxia said and what TOA said (possibly based on what they thought they knew).
I don't give a fuck about TOA, and ataraxia is just as much a drama queen as anyone else.

Motorcycle. I don't give a fuck about me either. :)

QuoteThey didn't get flamed because they might have been Eric or Eldora, they got flammed because they were fucking idiots.

Agreed.

the other anonymous

#99
October 10, 2005, 10:52:00 AM
Quote from: fnnordiscordiaLook, you're still basing all this on what the person in question SAID and as far as I know I was the first person to mention the suspicion that TOA and Ataraxia were probably the same person and that I suspected TOA was Eldora. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm not.

I think that might have been me; I devoted an entire post to the paranoid suspiscion that he was after me, and it can be easily inferred when given the true nature of the net and the habits of most posters here that he and I were actually the same person.

I'm not in the position to verify our identities, though, other than to say that he talks a lot and I don't (unless I'm not-stoned).

LMNO

#100
October 10, 2005, 05:02:08 PM
Quote from: fnnordiscordiaLook, you're still basing all this on what the person in question SAID and as far as I know I was the first person to mention the suspicion that TOA and Ataraxia were probably the same person and that I suspected TOA was Eldora. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm not.

::summons up spooky power of the MODZ!::


1.  Nope.
2.  Nuh uh.

3.  Boy, this is a dumb thread.

The Good Reverend Roger

#101
October 11, 2005, 01:06:50 AM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: fnnordiscordiaLook, you're still basing all this on what the person in question SAID and as far as I know I was the first person to mention the suspicion that TOA and Ataraxia were probably the same person and that I suspected TOA was Eldora. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm not.

::summons up spooky power of the MODZ!::


1.  Nope.
2.  Nuh uh.

3.  Boy, this is a dumb thread.

How can you tell?  She changes IPs faster then she changes stories.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Doctor

#102
October 11, 2005, 01:14:28 AM
That Bushflash video was fantastic...  :lol:
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B_M_W

#103
October 11, 2005, 01:29:57 AM
Quote from: The DoctorThat Bushflash video was fantastic...  :lol:

Isn't it tho'? My World History teacher showed it to us during class to give an example of modern satire done correctly. Maybe the education system isn't in as bad of shape as I thought. Then again, that was only one small example.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

The Doctor

#104
October 11, 2005, 04:40:55 AM
A lot of the good political animation out there is done by Eric Blumrich, I've noticed...
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