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ITT, Post your favorite PD conspiracy theories.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 08, 2005, 04:10:37 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#120
November 16, 2005, 02:36:36 AM
Quote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopGod damn it.

Nope.  God's in on it, too.

TGRR,
Thinks you shouldn't even get him STARTED on Buddha, either.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#121
November 16, 2005, 02:43:50 AM
Bush is actually God incarnate.


God is a sick fucker.

The Good Reverend Roger

#122
November 16, 2005, 02:53:42 AM
Quote from:  Bush is actually God incarnate.


God is a sick fucker.

Naw.  But he TALKS to him.  Or so Bush would have us believe.

Apparently, God says things like "put food on your family."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LHX

#123
November 16, 2005, 04:08:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Is morally opposed to telling the doomed that everything is okay.

another classic line

fuck
neat hell

neongenesis816

#124
November 16, 2005, 07:07:34 PM
My favortie PD theory is that Kerry Thornley did alot of drugs, and was generally good at putting underground Zines together, and so he made PD and included many of his ideas into it.

fluffy

#125
November 16, 2005, 07:10:54 PM
Quote from: neongenesis816My favortie PD theory is that Kerry Thornley did alot of drugs, and was generally good at putting underground Zines together, and so he made PD and included many of his ideas into it.


so what's the conspiracy?

(fluffy thinks you haven't quite gotten the point of this thread yet)

Cain

#126
November 16, 2005, 07:14:56 PM
Also, its meant to be related to this site in particular, like the people posting on it and stuff...

Zurtok Khan

#127
November 16, 2005, 07:15:42 PM
The only reason fluffy is here is because he wants to sodomize us all with carrots.
Resistance is Fertile.

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-Mark Twain

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-Mark Twain

fluffy

#128
November 16, 2005, 07:17:12 PM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanThe only reason fluffy is here is because he wants to sodomize us all with carrots.


so what's the conspiracy?

Verthaine

#129
November 16, 2005, 07:47:11 PM
Quote from: fluffy
Quote from: Zurtok KhanThe only reason fluffy is here is because he wants to sodomize us all with carrots.


so what's the conspiracy?
that you are  supposed to be a female of your species.
Vincent Sebastian Verthaine, K.S.C.
Omni-Belevolent Poly- Father of Hedonism In Black of The Erisian Holy City of the Discordian Parish of New Orleans.

Goddess-Son of Sssbela,Prophetess of Doom

Pastor of the Church of Eris,New Orleans

Schizzy

#130
November 16, 2005, 09:17:08 PM
Everyone is horab.  Mwahahahahahha.

East Coast Hustle

#131
November 16, 2005, 09:21:15 PM
if that were true then why isn't everyone a balding, meth-addled, unemployed video game addict?

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

fluffy

#132
November 16, 2005, 09:22:06 PM
Quote from: SchizzyEveryone is horab.  Mwahahahahahha.


yeah, see?
if everyone is horab
and horab is male,
everyone is male

so where is the conspiracy now?

Fizzwitz Glorypoop

#133
November 16, 2005, 10:05:26 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustleif that were true then why isn't everyone a balding, meth-addled, unemployed video game addict?

8)

... we aren't?  :shock:
Fizzwitz Glorypoop, Baroness of Paradox, Episkopos of the Cabal of Innocent Absurdity



"Snorting ground up crows beak off the broken shards of your bathroom mirror might not get you high, but that doesnt mean its not worth doing." - Z3

East Coast Hustle

#134
November 16, 2005, 11:03:44 PM
well, not ALL of us, no.

for example, Fnordi has a lovely head of hair, Cain doesn't even need stimulants, and I work 80-90 hours a week.

ECH,
would be sorely disappointed to find out he was a Canuckistani

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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