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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 08, 2005, 04:10:37 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#195
April 15, 2007, 07:47:11 AM
Lauren never left.

ECH was her alt.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#196
April 15, 2007, 01:47:36 PM
 :ECH:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#197
April 18, 2007, 01:28:21 PM
Theory: Alberto Gonzalez & the White House planned the VA Tech shootings to draw attention away from the Attorney/E-mail/Sole Executive Power fiasco.

Cain

#198
April 18, 2007, 01:28:55 PM
Um, how does that relate to PD.com?

LMNO

#199
April 18, 2007, 01:32:20 PM
Whoops.

Wrong thread.


Cain

#200
April 18, 2007, 01:33:38 PM
Do we have a tinfoil hat take on world events thread?

Because we need one.

LMNO

#201
April 18, 2007, 01:44:06 PM
Cain, would you like to do the honors?


You're much better at connecting the dots with shit like this.

Cain

#202
April 18, 2007, 01:46:11 PM
I'll set one up in O:MF.

We'll prove drug dealing, shapeshifting Satanic reptilians from outer space who founded the NWO are behind this shooting, or die trying!

Thurnez Isa

#203
April 18, 2007, 03:28:22 PM
"the central scrutinizer is actually Cain... or Cain's parents"
:tinfoilhat:
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

P3nT4gR4m

#204
April 18, 2007, 03:37:08 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 18, 2007, 03:28:22 PM
"the central scrutinizer is actually Cain... or Cain's parents"
:tinfoilhat:

Cain has no parents. HIMEOBS assembled him from the bodyparts of dead trolls.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

#205
April 18, 2007, 03:37:45 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on April 18, 2007, 03:37:08 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 18, 2007, 03:28:22 PM
"the central scrutinizer is actually Cain... or Cain's parents"
:tinfoilhat:

Cain has no parents. HIMEOBS assembled him from the bodyparts of dead trolls.

:mittens:

And I cannot be killed by man of woman born.

LMNO

#206
April 18, 2007, 03:41:34 PM
As foretold in the prophecy, Cain shall be felled by a skanky ho.

AFK

#207
April 18, 2007, 03:42:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 18, 2007, 03:41:34 PM
As foretold in the prophecy, Cain shall be felled by a skanky ho.

ZOMG, we're going to lose our sponsors now!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

#208
April 18, 2007, 03:53:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 18, 2007, 03:37:45 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on April 18, 2007, 03:37:08 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 18, 2007, 03:28:22 PM
"the central scrutinizer is actually Cain... or Cain's parents"
:tinfoilhat:

Cain has no parents. HIMEOBS assembled him from the bodyparts of dead trolls.

:mittens:

And I cannot be killed by man of woman born.

Implicit: You may be killed by a grown up gay assbaby.

Every Achilles needs a heel

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

#209
April 18, 2007, 03:55:06 PM
I will kill any such child before it can be a threat to me.

Cain,
like a cross between Zeus and Herod, on meth
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