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Re: ITT, Post your favorite PD conspiracy theories.
« Reply #210 on: April 18, 2007, 03:58:23 pm »
Zeus?

Don't you mean Kronos?




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Re: ITT, Post your favorite PD conspiracy theories.
« Reply #211 on: April 18, 2007, 03:59:30 pm »
Nope.  Zeus and Achilles.  That was part of the whole excuse for the war, to get Achilles iced.

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Re: ITT, Post your favorite PD conspiracy theories.
« Reply #212 on: April 18, 2007, 04:00:50 pm »
No shit?



Man, usually the ones that try to kill all the newborns who are a threat tend to get whacked in the end.  How did Zeus manage it?

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Re: ITT, Post your favorite PD conspiracy theories.
« Reply #213 on: April 18, 2007, 04:05:35 pm »
Well, he waited until the kid was an adult.  And a near legendary hero.  And did it by proxy.  There was some skulduggery between him and Themis (or maybe Thetis?) to knock the lad off, according to some of the legends.  There was a prophecy that he could become the next king of the gods or something.  And the Trojan War was the perfect chance to do it.

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Re: ITT, Post your favorite PD conspiracy theories.
« Reply #214 on: April 18, 2007, 04:14:03 pm »
'Trojan War' always makes me think of people killing each other with outsize condoms
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Re: ITT, Post your favorite PD conspiracy theories.
« Reply #215 on: April 23, 2007, 06:45:18 pm »
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Re: ITT, Post your favorite PD conspiracy theories.
« Reply #216 on: April 23, 2007, 06:47:09 pm »
That's actually not a conspiracy, it's a proven fact.

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« Reply #217 on: April 23, 2007, 07:10:08 pm »
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Okay, you got me.  I'm AKK.   :D
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Re: ITT, Post your favorite PD conspiracy theories.
« Reply #218 on: April 23, 2007, 07:39:05 pm »
That I am a neo-nazi racist who first came to this forum as Trollax, fucked up, and returned as Doctor Cow Ass with plans to totally disrupt the forums and turn the people against Roger eventually leading to a total PD.com revolutionary war in which the entire community attacks Rog, but looses due to his Admin Powers :sad:

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« Reply #219 on: April 23, 2007, 07:45:23 pm »

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« Reply #220 on: April 24, 2007, 05:21:49 am »
That I am a neo-nazi racist who first came to this forum as Trollax, fucked up, and returned as Doctor Cow Ass with plans to totally disrupt the forums and turn the people against Roger eventually leading to a total PD.com revolutionary war in which the entire community attacks Rog, but looses due to his Admin Powers :sad:



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Re: ITT, Post your favorite PD conspiracy theories.
« Reply #221 on: April 24, 2007, 09:08:24 pm »
and apparently I'm Roger, since Roger apparently has admin powers.
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« Reply #222 on: April 25, 2007, 03:57:22 am »
^

Holy shit I always thought Roger had admin powers. In that case. everything I just said in my last post is completely hypothetical and was just a spurt of my imagination.

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« Reply #223 on: April 25, 2007, 04:56:12 am »
and apparently I'm Roger, since Roger apparently has admin powers.

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Re: ITT, Post your favorite PD conspiracy theories.
« Reply #224 on: April 25, 2007, 04:57:00 am »
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Holy shit I always thought Roger had admin powers. In that case. everything I just said in my last post is completely hypothetical and was just a spurt of my imagination.

There will be no war...

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Dang.  I wanted to hear all about the upcoming race war, too.   :lulz:
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