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Reclaiming the Laughter - Rant Z

Started by Zurtok Khan, October 08, 2005, 07:31:11 AM

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Donkeyotay

#30
October 10, 2005, 04:21:21 AM
Why would anyone stop it??



Everybody loves a train wreck!

The Doctor

#31
October 10, 2005, 04:21:48 AM
What a waste of a perfectly lovely train!  :cry:
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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#32
October 10, 2005, 04:23:12 AM
You have no appreciation for art.

The Doctor

#33
October 10, 2005, 04:23:29 AM
Steam engines are art, too.
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#34
October 10, 2005, 04:27:34 AM
Yeah but derailed steam engine > steam engine.

Also, they can't BLOW THEIR FUCKING WHISLTES AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY AND NIGHT KEEPING YOU AWAKE, SLOWLY DRIVING YOU INTO A DEEP DARK PIT OF MADNESS AND HATE UNTIL ONE DAY YOU'RE FORCED TO BUILD A TREBUCHET WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF COVERING THE CONDUCTORS IN THOUSANDS OF GALLONS OF FECES!

Zurtok Khan

#35
October 10, 2005, 04:28:50 AM
Quote from:  Yeah but derailed steam engine > steam engine.

Also, they can't BLOW THEIR FUCKING WHISLTES AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY AND NIGHT KEEPING YOU AWAKE, SLOWLY DRIVING YOU INTO A DEEP DARK PIT OF MADNESS AND HATE UNTIL ONE DAY YOU'RE FORCED TO BUILD A TREBUCHET WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF COVERING THE CONDUCTORS IN THOUSANDS OF GALLONS OF FECES!

So, you're saying if we turn off the trains you'll become a nice tranquil wykkan?
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

The Doctor

#36
October 10, 2005, 04:30:19 AM
Wow. Remind me not to invite you over for a Shining Time Station marathon, eh?

:lol:
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#37
October 10, 2005, 04:31:16 AM
*stabs Zurtok in the face repeatedly with a piece of hot iron*

Maybe.

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
October 10, 2005, 04:39:34 AM
Quote from: His Holiness the Zurtok
Quote from:  Yeah but derailed steam engine > steam engine.

Also, they can't BLOW THEIR FUCKING WHISLTES AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY AND NIGHT KEEPING YOU AWAKE, SLOWLY DRIVING YOU INTO A DEEP DARK PIT OF MADNESS AND HATE UNTIL ONE DAY YOU'RE FORCED TO BUILD A TREBUCHET WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF COVERING THE CONDUCTORS IN THOUSANDS OF GALLONS OF FECES!

So, you're saying if we turn off the trains you'll become a nice tranquil wykkan?

Jesus, I hope not.  The world has enough of those scum, as it is.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#39
October 10, 2005, 04:40:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokSo, you say you're here to start a ruckus?  You say you're here to show the Chaotes what chaos is?  You make me laugh.  Hell, I make me laugh, since I'm doing the same thing that you're doing.  But, I think I do it better, I think I might have to show you.

Okay, so show us.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#40
October 10, 2005, 04:51:38 AM
Yeah, but you can't say it's a suprise.

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
October 10, 2005, 04:52:49 AM
Quote from:  Yeah, but you can't say it's a suprise.

I just want him to show us what Real Chaos(tm) is.  After all, he's better at it than we are.

But, I wonder...is our satisfaction guaranteed?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Zurtok Khan

#42
October 10, 2005, 04:55:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from:  Yeah, but you can't say it's a suprise.

I just want him to show us what Real Chaos(tm) is.  After all, he's better at it than we are.

But, I wonder...is our satisfaction guaranteed?

Of course not.

But, I'm not here to get into the arguement of who is more Discordian(tm).  I'm here to make more Pie and Cookies.  Or, make my own brand of Pie and Cookies and call it something cooler and fluffier.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

The Good Reverend Roger

#43
October 10, 2005, 04:57:14 AM
Quote from: His Holiness the Zurtok
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from:  Yeah, but you can't say it's a suprise.

I just want him to show us what Real Chaos(tm) is.  After all, he's better at it than we are.

But, I wonder...is our satisfaction guaranteed?

Of course not.

But, I'm not here to get into the arguement of who is more Discordian(tm).  I'm here to make more Pie and Cookies.  Or, make my own brand of Pie and Cookies and call it something cooler and fluffier.

You said you were better at Chaos(tm), and that you were going to show us.

Are you going to let your public down?  What about Little Billy?  Are you going to disappoint HIM?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#44
October 10, 2005, 04:57:41 AM
Quote from: His Holiness the Zurtok
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from:  Yeah, but you can't say it's a suprise.

I just want him to show us what Real Chaos(tm) is.  After all, he's better at it than we are.

But, I wonder...is our satisfaction guaranteed?

Of course not.

But, I'm not here to get into the arguement of who is more Discordian(tm).  I'm here to make more Pie and Cookies.  Or, make my own brand of Pie and Cookies and call it something cooler and fluffier.

Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokSo, you say you're here to start a ruckus?  You say you're here to show the Chaotes what chaos is?  You make me laugh.  Hell, I make me laugh, since I'm doing the same thing that you're doing.  But, I think I do it better, I think I might have to show you.

*cough* *cough* *cOWNEDugh*

P.S. I never said I was here to show anyone what anything was. Stupid fuck.
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