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Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 10, 2005, 05:32:41 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

October 10, 2005, 05:32:41 AM
Blarg!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1
October 10, 2005, 05:34:23 AM
Maybe you're just not being patient enough.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
October 10, 2005, 05:37:39 AM
Quote from:  Maybe you're just not being patient enough.

Give me my instant gratification, or give me death.  

Or food.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#3
October 10, 2005, 05:39:57 AM
Spoken like a true Amurrican. Unfortunately with all these restrictions on stemcell and genetic research I fear it might be a long time before we see giant killer ants.

Thanks again Mr. President, you fucker.

B_M_W

#4
October 10, 2005, 05:40:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Science Fiction/Horror Writers, past and present:

Well, where the fuck are they?  Where are the CHUD?  Where are the giant ants, coming out of the sewers of LA?  Where are the T-Rexes, eating hapless tourists?  Where are the mad computers slaying astronaughts?  Hell, sirs and madams, I'd settle for Night of the Lepus, if I had to.

Where are all the insane cyborgs?  The crazed super-soldiers gone rogue?  How about a fucking asteroid, headed for Earth?  Nuclear war? You PROMISED all these things, but - like all prophets - it seems you lied.

And that pisses me off.

You see, I've been looking forward to Spiders From Mars, Armageddon, Independence Day, Jurrassic Park...all of these wonderful visions of the future...the monsters, the heros, the utter annihilation of All Life On Earth(tm)...

So bring them on, you bloated old windbags...I want to see alien bugs with acid blood, and I want to see them NOW.  I want doomsday machines, Godzilla, those worm thingies from Tremors...Even the fish thingie from Deep Rising would make my fucking day, though 7 Monkeys would be pretty fucking cool, too.

Get off your ass.  Burn this bitch down.

Or kill me.

This is the correct version of Revalations.

8)
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
October 10, 2005, 05:40:38 AM
Quote from:  Spoken like a true Amurrican. Unfortunately with all these restrictions on stemcell and genetic research I fear it might be a long time before we see giant killer ants.

Thanks again Mr. President, you fucker.

Just another reason to hate the fundies.

More than everyone else, I mean.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#6
October 10, 2005, 09:01:15 AM
We need GitMo to lead them out of the sewers anyway....

The Doctor

#7
October 10, 2005, 06:16:12 PM
'1984' is coming true, doesn't that cheer you up even a little bit?
Priest, Church of Eris

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Funny little human brains, how do you get around in them?

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
October 11, 2005, 01:03:26 AM
Quote from: CainWe need GitMo to lead them out of the sewers anyway....

Well, in about 11 months, you'll have him.

Maybe.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#9
October 11, 2005, 07:14:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: CainWe need GitMo to lead them out of the sewers anyway....

Well, in about 11 months, you'll have him.

Maybe.

In the mean time just trust the other humans to be the monsters. The aliens probably won't invade us because they KNOW our species is psychopathic and will end in ruin.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
October 12, 2005, 01:58:35 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: CainWe need GitMo to lead them out of the sewers anyway....

Well, in about 11 months, you'll have him.

Maybe.

In the mean time just trust the other humans to be the monsters. The aliens probably won't invade us because they KNOW our species is psychopathic and will end in ruin.

Troof.  This is the trailer park of the galaxy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#11
October 12, 2005, 02:27:28 AM
Aliens won't fuck with us for the same reason that Hitler wasn't assassinated towards the end of WWII.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
October 12, 2005, 02:28:32 AM
Quote from:  Aliens won't fuck with us for the same reason that Hitler wasn't assassinated towards the end of WWII.

Everyone who could was dead?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#13
October 12, 2005, 02:44:56 AM
Or he was fucking up so badly that we were better of leaving him in power rather than risking that be be replaced with someone competent/sane.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#14
October 12, 2005, 06:53:57 PM
Quote from:  Or he was fucking up so badly that we were better of leaving him in power rather than risking that be be replaced with someone competent/sane.

Nah. He just got slapped by both Amurricuh and Russia.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"
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