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Be mindful of juju, said he.

Started by deet, March 27, 2006, 10:53:10 PM

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It was the third assembly, and the wise ones felt it time to inform the Young one of a thing called Juju.

His trials had passed, and he had been revealed to himself. They knew that if he did not learn, he would not grow.

Being as he was, a very curious person, they knew that he would have to discover things on his own. However, they also knew that he was oblivious to Juju.

They had tried to show him, but he always missed the point. So, finally, they sat him in the circle and spoke thusly:

"Always be mindful of juju," slowly spoken with words chosen carefully. "But beware of it as well."

What could this Juju be? It certainly could not be real, for it was not clearly defined in the laws of the greyface.

"When you light a cat on fire, and set it loose in the world, that is juju. When the cat runs into a trailer and the trailer burns, that is juju. When the police show up to investigate the fire, and bust the meth lab next door, that too is juju."

What is this Juju? The Young One demanded that he be shown. So he was, and in very much the same way as the cat, the trailer, and the meth lab he was made aware.

"Always be mindful of juju, but beware of it as well."

What need is there to be afraid of juju? Certainly nothing bad will occur if you are mindful of it.

"Beware the dualistic nature of the Universe," said the Wise, "for it is not aware of you."

This is not juju! exclaimed the Young One, for it has no clear definition! IT IS MADE UP!

"Is it?" asked the Wise, "Do you not remember the times before it occured?"

Nothing occur before juju, because juju is not clearly defined!

"Are you the flaming cat?" No, certainly not a flaming cat.
"Are you the burning trailer?" No, there are no flames, and the Young one was not a trailer.
"A meth lab, perhaps?" The Young one knew this was a ridiculous question, and chose not to answer.

then the Wise one said, "Ah.. you are now mindful of juju. Always remember to beware of it as well."
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