Sucky Rant

[Zurtok Khan]

There is nothing worse in the universe then religious folk.  Not that I mind religion, but most people take the subject so damn seriously.

On University of Utah campus I am the President of the Pagan Student Spiritual Alliance (the fucked up thing is that I am not Pagan, and neither are the other two officers in the group...).  So, I decided I ought to join up with the Interfaith Council on Campus.  So, I go to a meeting.  I show up in jeans and a t-shirt that says "Chaos, Panick, Disorder, My Work Here is Done."  Little do I know that these people are all very serene (and clueless), and they all show up wearing nice clothes.  So, I introduce myself to the group.  All is well, I explain what my position is, and how it's rather fucked up that I've come to it.  

No one here swears, drinks alcohol, drinks coffee, smokes anything.  The only vice they all have is God.  The only vice I don't have is God.

So, I decide I'll give them the benefit of the doubt, and I don't fuck with them.  I then went to a Dialouge they were holding to get different religious folk talking about their religions.  I figured, HEY, they might be something fun here.  The meeting was supposed to be about prayer.  Mostly, I talked about what Paganism is because no one there knows a thing about it.  I would've walked out of the meeting if I weren't the one talking.  No one wanted to challenge anything, no one wanted to cause the smallest bit of a stir.  Very boring.

What these people need is a kick in the pineal gland.  Or, at least someone to challenge their long held beliefs about how the world works and everyone wants good for them.  That's what the world needs.

Mostly, I'd like to break wind very loudly in the middle of a meeting and then laugh hystericly.

[agent compassion]

Your mission is clear. You must drink a large amount of soda and eat a meal containing eggplant and onions before the next meeting. Then you can burp from both ends!  

[Zurtok Khan]

Very tempting.  Very tempting.

I think I might also wear my horns

[agent compassion]

I think you should preach the gospel of the FSM too. Ra-men.

[B_M_W]

I think you should preach the gospel of the FSM too. Ra-men.

So, then he gets to wear pirate costume? Sw33t.