Contest Entry: Sacred Bull

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Go away, nobody likes you.

You may think of yourself as nobody, but there are people here who like me.  There are people who like you.  I'm not going any where, deal.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Go away, nobody likes you.

You may think of yourself as nobody, but there is one person here who doesn't totally fucking hate me.  Blah blah blah, something about my hubbie. Hey did you know I have a kid that I gave birth to?

Fixed.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm using the criteria as a strict guidline.

The Entertainment value on these are so good, it comes down to Persuasion and Discordian Concepts.

But I'm not telling how I'm scoring these.


Hoshiko's gonna have a hell of a catching up to do.

Doesn't matter.  The mod's alt is gonna win.  We know this.

Which mod which alt?

Ask them yourself, asskisser.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Go away, nobody likes you.

You may think of yourself as nobody, but there is one person here who doesn't totally fucking hate me.  Blah blah blah, something about my hubbie. Hey did you know I have a kid that I gave birth to?

Fixed.

[Cole Frehlen]

*sits giggling*

[Hoshiko]

Hoshiko's gonna have a hell of a catching up to do.

Yes. Yes she is.  

[fluffy]

[Enrico Salazar]

[Sally Field] Enrico hasn't had an orthodox career and he wanted more than anything to have your respect.

The first time he didn't feel it, but this time he feels it, and he can't deny the fact that you like Enrico! Right now, you like him! [/Sally Field]

[hooplala]

Quoting Sally Field will not endear you to a lot of people, Enrico.

Or, at least, not to me.

[East Coast Hustle]

could be worse.

he could be quoting Sally Struthers.

[LMNO]

Do you want to be making more money?

Sure, we all do!

You can get your degree in:

Auto repair
Interior design
Gun repair
Child care
Methamphetamine production
Prostitution
Gun repair/Child care (double major)
Acting like Mal3
Federal Emergency Management
Autofellatio





Call today!

[Cain]

Do you want to be making more money?

Sure, we all do!

You can get your degree in:

Auto repair
Interior design
Gun repair
Child care
Methamphetamine production
Prostitution
Gun repair/Child care (double major)
Acting like Mal3
Federal Emergency Management
Autofellatio





Call today!

My philosophy teacher actually advocated a career in the highlighted ones for me  

[LMNO]

All at the same time?


Well, I suppose they are all interrelated...

[Cain]

Well, his exact words were "if you ever want to make money, become an arms merchant, drug dealer or pimp.  Its the only way, trust me."  Then again, his method of getting rich was fairly good too...

[East Coast Hustle]

your prof was a smart man.

ECH,
working on completing the trifecta