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LHX - short circuits - part 4 - principia discordia

Started by LHX, October 26, 2005, 04:26:19 PM

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LHX

October 26, 2005, 04:26:19 PM
principia discordia and principiadiscordia.com issues

1. the principia discordia
the principia discordia is a cute book and can provide material to people who seek to defend themselves from the world intellectually

as such
it also presents ideas that people can align themselves with and create some sort of communal feeling about

2. real discordians
my two cents (which are prolly just blank pieces of copper) on the 'real discordian' issue is that a real discordian is either
a) somebody who actually wants to be called a real discordian
or
b) somebody who doesnt want to be called a real discordian but is a real discordian by somebody elses definition

my definition of a real discordian is unclear but it would likely have something to do with discord

3. alternate accounts
a) alternate accounts for the purpose of ruining the internet-entertainment-experience for others is good
b) alternate accounts for any other purpose such as
-having fun
-being cute
-being bored and having nothing else to do
-because everybody else is doing it
-because it represents a different yang of your yin
-or any other unexplainable reason
is not good and will likely result in an unexpectedly severe punishment

4. discordians vs. subgenius (pl)
the appearance of discord and discordians is SUGGESTIVE of the end of 'society'
the appearance of subgenius(pl) REPRESENT the end of 'society'

discordians loosen it up and get it moist
subgenius(pl) slip it in

it makes sense that they both made their appearance at around the same time

it wouldnt make sense for the subgenius to wait

once discordians are done their job
they are no longer needed

but
all efforts are appreciated
neat hell

LMNO

#1
October 26, 2005, 04:35:43 PM
Haven't you heard?

There's no reason to step anymore.

TGRR has gotten married, and is currently in the state known ans "marital bliss".

LHX

#2
October 26, 2005, 04:37:14 PM
Quote from: eroticHaven't you heard?

There's no reason to step anymore.

TGRR has gotten married, and is currently in the state known ans "marital bliss".

and i vow that those were the last tears i will ever shed



except for one last crying session this afternoon

after that - no more
neat hell

LHX

#3
October 26, 2005, 04:38:20 PM
Quote from: eroticHaven't you heard?

There's no reason to step anymore.

TGRR has gotten married, and is currently in the state known ans "marital bliss".

plus

dont you notice how similar 'marital bliss' is to 'martial bliss'?
neat hell

LMNO

#4
October 26, 2005, 04:41:03 PM
[Geeky sage]

It all depends on where you want your "I" to be.

[/Geeky sage]

East Coast Hustle

#5
October 26, 2005, 06:41:44 PM
Quote from: LHXa) alternate accounts for the purpose of ruining the internet-entertainment-experience for others is good
b) alternate accounts for any other purpose such as
-having fun
-being cute
-being bored and having nothing else to do
-because everybody else is doing it
-because it represents a different yang of your yin
-or any other unexplainable reason
is not good and will likely result in an unexpectedly severe punishment

Good to know I, for one, will not be severely punished.

Quote from: LHXDiscordians loosen it up, Subgenii slip it in

oh, HELL yeah!

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

BADGE OF HONOR

#6
October 26, 2005, 07:46:10 PM
I think I said this before, but you are way smarter than you appear.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
October 27, 2005, 01:29:44 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodI think I said this before, but you are way smarter than you appear.

100 points for the ultimate backhanded compliment. :lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
October 27, 2005, 01:30:06 AM
Quote from: eroticHaven't you heard?

There's no reason to step anymore.

TGRR has gotten married, and is currently in the state known ans "marital bliss".

Are you pissed at me?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#9
October 27, 2005, 01:23:21 PM
I think some of your constituents may feel let down by the new Nicer(tm) Roger.

I don't count myself among them. I know better. All that marriage is going to do is cause an extreme buildup of pressure in your hateshitting valve which will result in a catastrophic shitting of hate when the seals start to go.

but you already know that.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Horab Fibslager

#10
October 27, 2005, 02:25:11 PM
Quote from: East Coast HustleI think some of your constituents may feel let down by the new Nicer(tm) Roger.

I don't count myself among them. I know better. All that marriage is going to do is cause an extreme buildup of pressure in your hateshitting valve which will result in a catastrophic shitting of hate when the seals start to go.

but you already know that.

8)

either that or sex really is great stress relief.
Hell is other people.

LMNO

#11
October 27, 2005, 02:41:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: eroticHaven't you heard?

There's no reason to step anymore.

TGRR has gotten married, and is currently in the state known ans "marital bliss".

Are you pissed at me?

Not at all.  Just the opposite.  It sounded like LHX was stepping to you.

fluffy

#12
October 27, 2005, 07:34:18 PM
Quote from: Horab Fibslagereither that or sex really is great stress relief.


who's got the obligatory d'oh picture?

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
October 29, 2005, 02:52:24 AM
Quote from: East Coast HustleI think some of your constituents may feel let down by the new Nicer(tm) Roger.


Yeah, I kinda figured that.

That would explain why - even though they bitch when I start POOMPING hate all over the place, hardly anyone steps in when I get slammed while I AM behaving myself...because, I think, they PREFER to see me go sideways, though they'll never admit it.

Since there is no advantage to being either good OR bad, I will do neither, and just wallow in my laziness.  Let someone else work their ass off...I'm just gonna post pithy comments and non-sequitors.

TGRR,
Just can't be bothered either way.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
October 29, 2005, 03:42:21 AM
Quote from: erotic
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: eroticHaven't you heard?

There's no reason to step anymore.

TGRR has gotten married, and is currently in the state known ans "marital bliss".

Are you pissed at me?

Not at all.  Just the opposite.  It sounded like LHX was stepping to you.

::shrug::
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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