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Rant #1: Un-Intelligent Design

Started by B_M_W, October 27, 2005, 02:38:57 AM

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Enrico Salazar

#15
October 27, 2005, 08:43:34 PM
As a child Enrico was told that the Goddess had intestinal cramps one day, so she grabbed a magazine, went to the can and squeezed all of us out.

Is that considered Intelligent Design?
Did someone say gorgeous?

B_M_W

#16
October 28, 2005, 03:42:52 AM
Quote from: Enrico SalazarAs a child Enrico was told that the Goddess had intestinal cramps one day, so she grabbed a magazine, went to the can and squeezed all of us out.

Is that considered Intelligent Design?

Personally I don't know, and really I don't care. If you want, you can go ask Behe, but don't say I didn't warn you. 8)

IMO, it is a hell of a lot better than the Xtian version.  :lol:
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

cyberus

#17
May 03, 2007, 07:42:28 AM
Bumped, because this is an awesome rant.  Also bumped because I can't find rant #2!
The bun-sellers or cake-makers were in nothing inclinable to their request; but,which was worse,did injure them most outrageously,called them prattling gabblers,lickorous gluttons,freckled bittors,mangy rascals,shite-a-bed scoundrels,drunken roysters,sly knaves,drowsy loiterers,slapsauce fellows,slabberdegullion druggels,lubberly louts,cozening foxes,ruffian rogues,paltry customers,sycophant-varlets,drawlatch hoydens,flouting milksops,jeering companions,staring clowns,forlorn snakes,ninny lobcocks,scurvy sneaksbies,fondling fops,base loons,saucy coxcombs,idle lusks,scoffing braggarts,noddy meacocks,blockish grutnols,doddipol-joltheads,jobbernol goosecaps,foolish loggerheads,flutch calf-lollies,grouthead gnat-snappers,lob-dotterels,gaping changelings,codshead loobies,woodcock slangams,ninny-hammer flycatchers,noddypeak simpletons,turdy gut,shitten shepherds,and other suchlike defamatory epithets; saying further,that it was not for them to eat of these dainty cakes...

Ambassador KAOS

#18
May 03, 2007, 09:10:19 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 27, 2005, 02:57:47 PM
Its a religious/philosophical issue anyway.  But they cant admit that, because then David Hume's (or even more terrifying, Anthony Flew's) arguments are trotted out and show it up for the bullshit it is.

I = big advocate of Hume's Fork.  What did Flew write relavent to this topic and your statement though?  I'm only familiar with the true scottsman theory by him.

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Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



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B_M_W

#19
May 03, 2007, 03:50:52 PM
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









:cry: ruined...
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Thurnez Isa

#20
May 03, 2007, 04:45:06 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on May 03, 2007, 09:10:19 AM
What did Flew write relavent to this topic and your statement though? 

He said, "SHUT THE FUCK UP AMBASSADOR KAOS"
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

B_M_W

#21
May 03, 2007, 05:42:28 PM
this was one of my best too.

was....
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

DJRubberducky

#22
May 03, 2007, 08:36:33 PM
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

B_M_W

#23
May 04, 2007, 01:57:04 AM
Its not helping.

:cry:
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

DJRubberducky

#24
May 04, 2007, 03:24:04 PM
Hmmm...would a boobie-hug help?

Hug Rubberducky and squeeze - it's the boobiest!
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

B_M_W

#25
May 04, 2007, 11:49:40 PM
Quote from: cyberus on May 03, 2007, 07:42:28 AM
Bumped, because this is an awesome rant.  Also bumped because I can't find rant #2!

Rant number 2 was shit, as was rant number three.

And thats all I wrote.

DJ, just..... :roll: :lol: :lulz:

thanks.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Jasper

#26
May 05, 2007, 01:28:22 AM
Avatar makes the post, I tell you! :lol:

cyberus

#27
May 05, 2007, 02:35:44 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on May 04, 2007, 11:49:40 PM
Quote from: cyberus on May 03, 2007, 07:42:28 AM
Bumped, because this is an awesome rant.  Also bumped because I can't find rant #2!

Rant number 2 was shit, as was rant number three.

And thats all I wrote.

DJ, just..... :roll: :lol: :lulz:

thanks.

I'd read moar.  Just sayin'

Also- sorry for ruinating your thread.
The bun-sellers or cake-makers were in nothing inclinable to their request; but,which was worse,did injure them most outrageously,called them prattling gabblers,lickorous gluttons,freckled bittors,mangy rascals,shite-a-bed scoundrels,drunken roysters,sly knaves,drowsy loiterers,slapsauce fellows,slabberdegullion druggels,lubberly louts,cozening foxes,ruffian rogues,paltry customers,sycophant-varlets,drawlatch hoydens,flouting milksops,jeering companions,staring clowns,forlorn snakes,ninny lobcocks,scurvy sneaksbies,fondling fops,base loons,saucy coxcombs,idle lusks,scoffing braggarts,noddy meacocks,blockish grutnols,doddipol-joltheads,jobbernol goosecaps,foolish loggerheads,flutch calf-lollies,grouthead gnat-snappers,lob-dotterels,gaping changelings,codshead loobies,woodcock slangams,ninny-hammer flycatchers,noddypeak simpletons,turdy gut,shitten shepherds,and other suchlike defamatory epithets; saying further,that it was not for them to eat of these dainty cakes...

B_M_W

#28
May 05, 2007, 05:26:36 AM
Its not your fault for being interested, its the unmentionable's fault for being a dickface.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.
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