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Rev. Roger's funeral party

Started by Schizzy, November 20, 2005, 11:10:02 PM

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Schizzy

November 20, 2005, 11:10:02 PM
Today we gather at T.G.R. Roger's forgetial to celebrate his passing.  As per his desire, he is now dead.  He was wearing all Nike gear, and had been smoking a pipe filled with poison oak leaves that "Bob" advised him to smoke to get through "Slack's gate" last Pungenday.  Roger was a saint of a man with a crazy tongan devil growing out the side of his head, and well, let's just pray they both rest in slack now.  I'm sure the pain of grief is difficult for many of you, but at least he's gone now.  So let's proceed with raiding his apartment for valuables and burning the cheap stuff along with his corpse.  Ooh, an old stack of Spacegirl magazines!

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
November 21, 2005, 12:42:26 AM
Shit only gave me a headache.

:evil:

TGRR,
Knows that "Bob" already raided his shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

fluffy

#2
November 21, 2005, 12:47:23 AM

is it too late to send flowers?

::knows where she can get some dead roses::

Schizzy

#3
November 21, 2005, 01:02:38 AM
Already done and done.

We still need forties for the homie.

Fizzwitz Glorypoop

#4
November 21, 2005, 01:06:02 AM
Those are actually really pretty.

*has a thing for dead roses*

*is not a freaky deaky morbid whiny goth kid, she swears*
Fizzwitz Glorypoop, Baroness of Paradox, Episkopos of the Cabal of Innocent Absurdity



"Snorting ground up crows beak off the broken shards of your bathroom mirror might not get you high, but that doesnt mean its not worth doing." - Z3

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#5
November 21, 2005, 01:14:39 AM
I thought that when one sends dead roses the best color for the occassion was black  :?

Schizzy

#6
November 21, 2005, 01:19:32 AM
Yeah, well we screwed up on the catering too.  Somebody thought it would be funny to spike the punch "Jim Jones" style.  Fair warning.  Maybe Fluffy can cough up those flowers.

fluffy

#7
November 21, 2005, 01:25:00 AM

ah, tigger
we hardly knew ye

cut down in the prime in life

so sad







wake over at the open bar!
dibs on the v8!
w00t!

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
November 21, 2005, 01:42:56 AM
Um, I'm not actually dead yet.

Well, Concord, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!

Um, Actually, I think I'll be all right...

TGRR,
Will be the first person to start a fight at his own funeral.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Doctor

#9
November 21, 2005, 01:44:57 AM
Now, weary Roger
Rest your head
For unlike me,
You're utterly dead.


*fires up the blender*

Let's see...I'v got tequila, gin, vodka, black rum, v8, coffee, carrot juice...carrot juice....carrot juice....

Now, who wants a drink?
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The Good Reverend Roger

#10
November 21, 2005, 01:52:55 AM
Quote from: The Taco SpawnNow, weary Roger
Rest your head
For unlike me,
You're utterly dead.


*fires up the blender*

Let's see...I'v got tequila, gin, vodka, black rum, v8, coffee, carrot juice...carrot juice....carrot juice....

Now, who wants a drink?

If I was dead, could I post THIS:

<---The leader of the free world. *snort*
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Doctor

#11
November 21, 2005, 01:54:15 AM
Proves nothing. I've seen deader people win elected office. But what on earth is he doing to that doorknob?
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The Good Reverend Roger

#12
November 21, 2005, 01:55:43 AM
Quote from: The Taco SpawnProves nothing. I've seen deader people win elected office. But what on earth is he doing to that doorknob?

Well, that's the HILARIOUS part:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4454738.stm

I laughed, I cried, I POOMPED MY PANCE!

TGRR,
Would prefer a president that knows which door he's supposed to use when he has a snit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
November 21, 2005, 01:58:51 AM
Incidentally, my prediction that Wee Georgie will lose it and slug a reporter is that much closer to coming true.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Doctor

#14
November 21, 2005, 02:07:02 AM
:lol:  What a twunt!

Should we start placing bets on which reporter gets the knuckle sandwich then?
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