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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!

Started by East Coast Hustle, November 22, 2005, 11:44:28 PM

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East Coast Hustle

...and then, as though someone were taking a big dump on my head, it hit me.

DISCORDIANISM = EXISTENTIAL EMO-ISM

now, please to be fucking off with poorly thought-out defenses of dead irreligion.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

Correction; Discordians = Existensial Emos.

East Coast Hustle

hmm..not the same thing, but we may both be correct.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Come on guys! Discordianism is a valid religion that goes back thousands of years! Who are you to make fun of it?

Cain

I am Eris.

But only on the weekends

Shibboleet The Annihilator

I can't believe I wrote that with a straight face..

So are you teh fugly Eris on that website Synaptix was talking about?

Cain

No, the other one.  On Livejournal.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Hah, PM me the link or something.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: East Coast Hustle...and then, as though someone were taking a big dump on my head, it hit me.

DISCORDIANISM = EXISTENTIAL EMO-ISM

now, please to be fucking off with poorly thought-out defenses of dead irreligion.

8)

Excellent.  Now I have an excuse.

TGRR,
Wasn't sure the Dobbs excuse applied here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Lord Daddy Lombrosis

Quote from: East Coast HustleDISCORDIANISM = EXISTENTIAL EMO-ISM

Thanks for clearing that up.  Now we know, and knowing is half the battle!
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Yeni istifadəçimizə: "Discordian, xoş gəldin!"-deyək!

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: East Coast Hustle...and then, as though someone were taking a big dump on my head, it hit me.

DISCORDIANISM = EXISTENTIAL EMO-ISM

now, please to be fucking off with poorly thought-out defenses of dead irreligion.

8)

Existentialism = Bad French whinings

Discordianism = what happens when Californians smoke the ganja in bowling alleys

Emo = the unconscious desire among certain people to be willing targets of old hardcore fans
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSC
Quote from: East Coast Hustle...and then, as though someone were taking a big dump on my head, it hit me.

DISCORDIANISM = EXISTENTIAL EMO-ISM

now, please to be fucking off with poorly thought-out defenses of dead irreligion.

8)

Existentialism = Bad French whinings

Discordianism = what happens when Californians smoke the ganja in bowling alleys

Emo = the unconscious desire among certain people to be willing targets of old hardcore fans

yup. then just put it all in a 5-quart mixing bowl, set the electric beaters to high, and whip until stiff peaks form.

voila!

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Gods! The only thing Emo people are good for is the fact that they show up to parties with expensive booze. But once this is either drunk or requisitioned....party's over for them.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Cain

Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCGods! The only thing Emo people are good for is the fact that they show up to parties with expensive booze. But once this is either drunk or requisitioned....party's over for them.

Thats new to me.  They show up here with goddamn Boddingtons, without fail.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Cain
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCGods! The only thing Emo people are good for is the fact that they show up to parties with expensive booze. But once this is either drunk or requisitioned....party's over for them.

Thats new to me.  They show up here with goddamn Boddingtons, without fail.

Fucking gits.

They usually show up here with Guinness or those Irish creamy drinks. Or good scotch.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"