MUFFIN PANTS SEXXORS

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

this is not a rant. this is just ...um..me typing
because i am bored and you you will all suffer with the great eye bothersome  fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastyness
AND SO today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiney coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be us. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill much halibut!
Oh fishy fishy I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an armie of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake. And neither would your pants.
AND SO when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts you will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =( but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks EVERYTHING
AND SO I want a really big cup to drink orange juice from. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy, it can work for under wear model. But secretly I hate oranges. They squirt nastyness in your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy like melting taffy and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron!
Ouch my head is in funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry.
AND SO little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case of great munchies.

kthxbye

[fluffy]

rah!

i think

[Marl Fublewonker]

this is not a rant. this is just ...um..me typing
because i am bored and you you will all suffer with the great eye bothersome  fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastyness
AND SO today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiney coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be us. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill much halibut!
Oh fishy fishy I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an armie of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake. And neither would your pants.
AND SO when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts you will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =( but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks EVERYTHING
AND SO I want a really big cup to drink orange juice from. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy, it can work for under wear model. But secretly I hate oranges. They squirt nastyness in your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy like melting taffy and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron!
Ouch my head is in funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry.
AND SO little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case of great munchies.

kthxbye

Corrected

This is not a rant. This is just... um... me typing, because I am bored; and you, you will all suffer with great, eye bothersome, fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastiness. And so today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiny coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be we. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill many hallibut!
Oh fishy, fishy, I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an army of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake; and neither would your pants.
And so when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts. You will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =(, but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand of Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks everything. And so I want a really big cup from which to drink orange juice. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy; it can work as an underwear model. But secretly, I hate oranges. They squirt nastiness into your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher, which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy, like melting taffy, and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron! Ouch my head is in formed funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry. And so little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case with great munchies.

kthxbye

[Horab Fibslager]

this is not a rant. this is just ...um..me typing
because i am bored and you you will all suffer with the great eye bothersome  fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastyness
AND SO today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiney coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be us. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill much halibut!
Oh fishy fishy I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an armie of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake. And neither would your pants.
AND SO when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts you will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =( but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks EVERYTHING
AND SO I want a really big cup to drink orange juice from. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy, it can work for under wear model. But secretly I hate oranges. They squirt nastyness in your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy like melting taffy and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron!
Ouch my head is in funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry.
AND SO little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case of great munchies.

kthxbye

Corrected

This is not a rant. This is just... um... me typing, because I am bored; and you, you will all suffer with great, eye bothersome, fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastiness. And so today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiny coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be we. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill many hallibut!
Oh fishy, fishy, I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an army of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake; and neither would your pants.
And so when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts. You will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =(, but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand of Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks everything. And so I want a really big cup from which to drink orange juice. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy; it can work as an underwear model. But secretly, I hate oranges. They squirt nastiness into your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher, which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy, like melting taffy, and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron! Ouch my head is in formed funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry. And so little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case with great munchies.

kthxbye

you forgot capitilization and  syntax

[Marl Fublewonker]

this is not a rant. this is just ...um..me typing
because i am bored and you you will all suffer with the great eye bothersome  fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastyness
AND SO today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiney coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be us. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill much halibut!
Oh fishy fishy I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an armie of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake. And neither would your pants.
AND SO when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts you will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =( but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks EVERYTHING
AND SO I want a really big cup to drink orange juice from. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy, it can work for under wear model. But secretly I hate oranges. They squirt nastyness in your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy like melting taffy and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron!
Ouch my head is in funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry.
AND SO little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case of great munchies.

kthxbye

Corrected

This is not a rant. This is just... um... me typing, because I am bored; and you, you will all suffer with great, eye bothersome, fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastiness. And so today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiny coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be we. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill many hallibut!
Oh fishy, fishy, I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an army of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake; and neither would your pants.
And so when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts. You will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =(, but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand of Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks everything. And so I want a really big cup from which to drink orange juice. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy; it can work as an underwear model. But secretly, I hate oranges. They squirt nastiness into your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher, which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy, like melting taffy, and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron! Ouch my head is in formed funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry. And so little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case with great munchies.

kthxbye

you forgot capitilization and  syntax

Thanks, I did miss a few.

Corrected

This is not a rant. This is just... um... me typing, because I am bored; and you, you will all suffer with great, eye bothersome, fizzle rizzle words! Yes! What is tastiness? And so today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiny coins in return! Hoo-ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be we. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer... in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill many hallibut! Oh fishy, fishy, I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an army of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake; and neither would your pants. And so when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts, you will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =( , but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand of Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks everything. And so I want a really big cup from which to drink orange juice. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy; it can work as an underwear model. But secretly, I hate oranges. They squirt nastiness into your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher, which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy, like melting taffy, and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron! Ouch my head is in formed funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry. And so little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case with great munchies.

I think that's all of it.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

i knew you would have fun with that

[fluffy]

this is not a rant. this is just ...um..me typing
because i am bored and you you will all suffer with the great eye bothersome  fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastyness
AND SO today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiney coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be us. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill much halibut!
Oh fishy fishy I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an armie of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake. And neither would your pants.
AND SO when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts you will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =( but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks EVERYTHING
AND SO I want a really big cup to drink orange juice from. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy, it can work for under wear model. But secretly I hate oranges. They squirt nastyness in your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy like melting taffy and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron!
Ouch my head is in funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry.
AND SO little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case of great munchies.

kthxbye

Corrected

This is not a rant. This is just... um... me typing, because I am bored; and you, you will all suffer with great, eye bothersome, fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastiness. And so today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiny coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be we. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill many hallibut!
Oh fishy, fishy, I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an army of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake; and neither would your pants.
And so when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts. You will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =(, but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand of Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks everything. And so I want a really big cup from which to drink orange juice. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy; it can work as an underwear model. But secretly, I hate oranges. They squirt nastiness into your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher, which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy, like melting taffy, and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron! Ouch my head is in formed funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry. And so little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case with great munchies.

kthxbye

you forgot capitilization and  syntax

Thanks, I did miss a few.

Corrected

This is not a rant. This is just... um... me typing, because I am bored; and you, you will all suffer with great, eye bothersome, fizzle rizzle words! Yes! What is tastiness? And so today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiny coins in return! Hoo-ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be we. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer... in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill many hallibut! Oh fishy, fishy, I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an army of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake; and neither would your pants. And so when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts. You will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =(, but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand of Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks everything. And so I want a really big cup from which to drink orange juice. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy; it can work as an underwear model. But secretly, I hate oranges. They squirt nastiness into your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher, which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy, like melting taffy, and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron! Ouch my head is in formed funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry. And so little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case with great munchies.

I think that's all of it.

i liked the original version better


made more sense

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

yeah my way was cooler  

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

this is not a rant. this is just ...um..me typing
because i am bored and you you will all suffer with the great eye bothersome  fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastyness
AND SO today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiney coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be us. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill much halibut!
Oh fishy fishy I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an armie of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake. And neither would your pants.
AND SO when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts you will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =( but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks EVERYTHING
AND SO I want a really big cup to drink orange juice from. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy, it can work for under wear model. But secretly I hate oranges. They squirt nastyness in your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy like melting taffy and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron!
Ouch my head is in funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry.
AND SO little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case of great munchies.

kthxbye

[Bella]

......... This is a good plan with which I will kill much halibut!
Oh fishy fishy I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an armie of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake. And neither would your pants........
kthxbye

See? What have I been saying about the fishies all this time?
Finally - someone else understands.

Brilliant, Fred. Just brilliant.

[The Doctor]

Noodle doesn't need correcting. Just saying.

[Horab Fibslager]

Fred doesn't need correcting. Just saying.

8)

100% agree.

in fact you coudl say she is the oen correcting the english language

[Marl Fublewonker]

The English language is such a tragically vexing mixture of words and rules that barely anybody actually speaks and writes the lexicon correctly. It is with this truth, whether it be accurate or just in my head, that I conform so easily to the system and convention of the language. Don't be offended, it's only a game.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

......... This is a good plan with which I will kill much halibut!
Oh fishy fishy I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an armie of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake. And neither would your pants........
kthxbye

See? What have I been saying about the fishies all this time?
Finally - someone else understands.

Brilliant, Fred. Just brilliant.

they arent quite as evil as whales