Rant 148: Why We Do This

[hooplala]

mass hysteria is not only OK, it is FUCKING NECESSARY.

Yep.

[LHX]

project mass hysteria is officially in effect

the discordians have spoken




no whining if it gets too hysterical

[DJRubberducky]

How about screaming and wailing and gnashing of teeth?  Or are we taking Patton's stance on this one?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

mass hysteria is not only OK, it is FUCKING NECESSARY.

This is another statement that should be on bumpersticker and pastered across bank windows, spray painted across high way billboards....you get my drift.

Project MASS HYSTERIA!

[Cain]

True dat.  I have just the set of buildings in mind...

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

True dat.  I have just the set of buildings in mind...

I believe this holiday season has found it's new slogan.

[LHX]

spreading MORE than just holiday cheer

[East Coast Hustle]

bumper stickers are forthcoming, though I'm not sure they'll be done before x-mas. but I'll let y'all know when I get them, and I'll send them to anyone who wants them, free of charge.

[hooplala]

I would like a few.

[LHX]

matching belt buckles
shirts
and knives

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

I would like a few.

Me too. That would be fantabulous.

[Chlorine]

im thinking of flyering this too...but it's just, i really doubt ANYTHING would come of it where i live. the people here wouldn't be able to read it, since it's in english. plus, it doesn't apply to them so much, since most of the people here don't have the time to be opressed and depressed by consumerism and the aneristic illusion, there are much more pressing matters at hand, like death and the border patrol.

but maybe i could put it in the bookstore that the rich white people hang out in.

[Horab Fibslager]

why is it always rich white people?

are rich black people and rich red people and rich indyans and rich yellow people and rich cossacks any less evil?

is bollywood any less corrupt and dirty under the covers than hollywood?

the white man's burden is paying our fathers' debts.

[LHX]

there is something about whiteness

[Chlorine]

well, the reason i specified rich white people is because they're the ones who usually speak english, and most of the rich people ive seen around here anyway are white

if more of the rich people i knew were korean then id say the rich korean people

but i only know one rich korean family, and they barely speak english

oh, and i dont have a point in this particular post. im just typing whatever im thinking.