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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 03, 2005, 03:37:53 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

December 03, 2005, 03:37:53 AM
Do you like jokes?  I just played a joke on your sister.  If you go to the window, she might whisper it to you as she falls past.

Do you like games?  Your brothers did.  We played the best game.  My favorite.  I won't apologize.

They should have told me they couldn't breathe.

Do you like riddles?  Your daughter does.  I told her my favorite...she laughed and laughed.  It only *sounds* like screaming.

Do you like secrets, my good man?  Your wife does.  I told her yours.

If you run, you might find her.  Hurry, though.  The bathwater is red.

Your secrets are boring.  I made one up.

...so scandalous...

Why are you crying, sir?  I haven't even asked what YOU want to play...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Horab Fibslager

#1
December 03, 2005, 10:28:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDo you like jokes?  I just played a joke on your sister.  If you go to the window, she might whisper it to you as she falls past.

Do you like games?  Your brothers did.  We played the best game.  My favorite.  I won't apologize.

They should have told me they couldn't breathe.

Do you like riddles?  Your daughter does.  I told her my favorite...she laughed and laughed.  It only *sounds* like screaming.

Do you like secrets, my good man?  Your wife does.  I told her yours.

If you run, you might find her.  Hurry, though.  The bathwater is red.

Your secrets are boring.  I made one up.

...so scandalous...

Why are you crying, sir?  I haven't even asked what YOU want to play...


what you want and what you need...


people are so much better than dolls aren't they roger? i mean your dollies don't mind being treated as toys. people might not even acknowledge it. this is a sure sign they're ignorant putrid ignorant morons, worthy of your scorn.

lucky for this tin soldier, for all the dolls in the place, we have you to play with us. what will roger's imagination come up with next?


probaly the same old shit from two weeks ago. from two months ago.. etc.
Hell is other people.

East Coast Hustle

#2
December 03, 2005, 04:11:47 PM
why don't you just ignore it, horab, instead of following him around ruining threads that plenty of the rest of us will no doubt actually enjoy reading?

for fuck's sake, man, let the drama DIE.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
December 03, 2005, 05:06:51 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlewhy don't you just ignore it, horab, instead of following him around ruining threads that plenty of the rest of us will no doubt actually enjoy reading?

for fuck's sake, man, let the drama DIE.

Meh.  If it makes him happy...

TGRR,
Will let Horab take over as the hate monger.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#4
December 03, 2005, 10:12:00 PM
Roger, did you come up with this?

It is pretty good. Sounds like a monologue for a sociopath.....maybe you can develop a story around this character.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#5
December 04, 2005, 01:44:55 AM
:lol:

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
December 04, 2005, 06:00:13 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCRoger, did you come up with this?

It is pretty good. Sounds like a monologue for a sociopath.....maybe you can develop a story around this character.

Just sweeping my skull out.  I might have heard something like it, somewhere, or I might just have a creepier psyche than I care to admit, or maybe "Bob" has been dumping his garbage in my head again.

I really don't know.  Kinda like "Hey Stevie"...this weird shit floats to the top, and I don't question where it came from, cause I don't really want to know.

I might work it into the Machine's tale, in TGATR.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lord Daddy Lombrosis

#7
December 09, 2005, 05:13:11 AM
So you really do want all the bunnies to die!!!
-><-
Yeni istifadəçimizə: "Discordian, xoş gəldin!"-deyək!

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
December 09, 2005, 05:20:00 AM
Quote from: Lord Daddy LombrosisSo you really do want all the bunnies to die!!!

Well, yeah.  But only in self defense.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#9
May 02, 2006, 08:17:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDo you like jokes?  I just played a joke on your sister.  If you go to the window, she might whisper it to you as she falls past.

Do you like games?  Your brothers did.  We played the best game.  My favorite.  I won't apologize.

They should have told me they couldn't breathe.

Do you like riddles?  Your daughter does.  I told her my favorite...she laughed and laughed.  It only *sounds* like screaming.

Do you like secrets, my good man?  Your wife does.  I told her yours.

If you run, you might find her.  Hurry, though.  The bathwater is red.

Your secrets are boring.  I made one up.

...so scandalous...

Why are you crying, sir?  I haven't even asked what YOU want to play...

bump.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#10
May 02, 2006, 08:32:43 PM
Me like.


Apologies if my liking TGRR's writing makes hime paranoid.

Wolfpoet

#11
May 02, 2006, 09:27:37 PM
Care to walk with me? I can show you the shadows, i can show you your dreams.

Blood dripping from cold hands, gunshots in the night, screams to break the dull silence.

We all secretly desire the pain and suffering, we all wish to kill, maim, rape, destroy.

Our media is glutted with scenes of depravity. Movies, comics, books even the songs we download into our cute, little ipods.

But we do not have the courage of our convictions. We may imagine the taste of blood, we visualise the crimson patterns drawn on pure flesh, we imagine the sweet symphony of screams.

But when all is said and done we bury these dirty little secrets in a dark place, we hide it from our rational selves.

The greatest irony is how much we condemn those who do not hide, we fear and hate those who explore their natures.

We are predators, we are born to hunt, kill, maim, destroy and dominate. Sooner or later we all delves too deeply into that hidden beast and not all of us come out from this communion quite the same.
It's not so much that we fear the Wolf that howls outside, we fear the Wolf that howls within our soul.

Paladin, Iman, Rabbi and Fa Shih of the Erisian revival.

There are 3 sides to any conflict, winners, losers and arms dealers. Eris does a damn good deal at competitive prices.

Scribbly

#12
May 02, 2006, 09:33:13 PM
There was was a man from seattle
Who saw people as nothing but cattle
He took up a knife
Ended some lives
All because of their mindless prattle.

Who said limericks have to be happy?
I had an existential crisis and all I got was this stupid gender.

East Coast Hustle

#13
May 02, 2006, 09:39:48 PM
Quote from: Kai WrenThere was was a man from seattle
Who saw people as nothing but cattle
He took up a knife
Ended some lives
All because of their mindless prattle.

that was me.

that's why I had to move away.


but I'm better now.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

AFK

#14
May 04, 2006, 02:43:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDo you like jokes?  I just played a joke on your sister.  If you go to the window, she might whisper it to you as she falls past.

Do you like games?  Your brothers did.  We played the best game.  My favorite.  I won't apologize.

They should have told me they couldn't breathe.

Do you like riddles?  Your daughter does.  I told her my favorite...she laughed and laughed.  It only *sounds* like screaming.

Do you like secrets, my good man?  Your wife does.  I told her yours.

If you run, you might find her.  Hurry, though.  The bathwater is red.

Your secrets are boring.  I made one up.

...so scandalous...

Why are you crying, sir?  I haven't even asked what YOU want to play...

Is this from the "Rummy's Interrogation Tactics" handbook?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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