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DUMB....err....DOOM!

Started by Zurtok Khan, December 03, 2005, 08:59:44 AM

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Zurtok Khan

December 03, 2005, 08:59:44 AM
The DOOM is real.  The apocalypse is coming.  You will not be spared.  No one will.  You will die is an agonizingly painful death, involving tortures so obscure they require a rubber duck and some scotch tape (or at least that's the rumor).  DOOM is coming, and don't believe that for one moment you are going to be lifted up.  That whole Jesus thing was a bad joke by Yahweh (He's never had the penchant for jokes that Eris does) that ALOT of people took way too seriously (really, I blame Paul for a lot of it, it wasn't God that made him see the "light" it was a tumor).  There is no salvation, there is no recreation, there is no sanitation. There is NOTHING.  I repeat NOTHING you can do to change it.  You, just like everyone else in the whole fucking universe, are going to have to face it.  It won't be Satan dealing it out, and it won't be Karma.  It won't be any Hindu God, any Celtic, Nordic, or Egyptian God.  It won't be the wykkan lord and lady extracting your intestines through your urethra, or pulling your teeth by means of your ass.  There will be no supernatural anywhere, doing anything (except pretending to not exist).  Remember, NOTHING will save you.  There is NOTHING you can do to change it.  Why?  Because that is the sign of the DOOM.  The DUMB...err, that is...DOOM says that you are STUCK.  LIVE WITH IT WORM.  You WILL be crushed under the heel of your masters.  You DESERVE everything you get, you little ugly piss.  STUCK THE FUCK UP AND TAKE YOUR MEDICENE.

THE DOOM IS COMING.  AND IT'S COMING FOR YOU.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
December 03, 2005, 05:04:57 PM
This is the correct rant.

Well done.

TGRR,
Knows that you can't stop the clattering treads, so why not at least get blood all over them?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LHX

#2
December 03, 2005, 05:07:30 PM
if you cant join em

beat em
neat hell

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
December 03, 2005, 05:09:32 PM
Quote from: LHXif you cant join em

beat em

"If you can't whup it, go DOWN!"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#4
December 03, 2005, 10:01:08 PM
If a beating won't make them go down, use firearms.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#5
December 04, 2005, 01:45:50 AM
If something, something.
Something something.
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